"Goodmorning Hope!" Donald said. She was asleep on
the chair in the control room.
"Uhh..goodmorning Donald." She said as she
streched out her arms and yawned.
"So what world did ya pick?" Gofy asked as he
walked in.
Johnel: Hey while it
is doing nothing interesting why does the theater smell like wet cat?
Cabbagelass: Uh…. It
was late and I was tired….
Johnel: That doesn’t
answer my ques….
Cabbagelass: YESITDOES!
"Im not sure..i was thinking of this Neverland..but now
im not so sure.." Hope said as she grabbed the map and pointed to
Neverland. Then someone put the hands infront of Hope's eyes.
Cabbagelass:
"Goodmorning." The person said with their hands
still over her eyes. Donald and Gofy started to chuckle.
"Hey Roxas.." Hope said as she touched his hands.
"Dang it! How did you know it was me?" Roxas asked
as he chuckled.
Johnel: How many
Jesse McCartney voiced characters do you know?
"Well..with my new magic i have my ways around.."
Hope said as she giggled and Roxas smiled.
Cabbagelass: You
would know your ways around wouldn’t you miss triangle.
"Goodmorning everyone!" Sora yelled as he walked
in. Hope smiled then she rememberd. *Does he still remember the kiss..Nah, i
put a forget spell
Cabbagelass: A forget
spell with the thousands of words available to you from all human language that
is the generic name you come up with?
on his..but what if it didnt work? What if he still
remembers? What am i gonna do? Ughh..Chill Hope..what if he forgot? Well stop
thinking of the worst..* She smiled at Sora after she thought about it.
Johnel: Yes she
enjoys indoctrinating her captives.
"Hope i think we should go there..according to the map
its the closest world.." Donald said. Hope nodded and she pushed a button
that said "Neverland".
Johnel: Wait didn’t
you already have a conversation about going to Never Never Land?
"Sora..can i talk to you.." Hope said and Sora
nodded and followed her out. They walked into the living room and they sat on
the sofa.
"Whats up Hope?" Sora asked. Hope bit her bottom
lip and hoped for the best.
Johnel: You know it
is less that she is making the puns and more about how uncreative and overused
they are.
"What did you do last night?" She managed to get
the words out.
Johnel: *As Sora* I
wasn’t that drunk last night..
Cabbagelass: *As
Hope* You put on an outfit of pots and pansand told me to bite your shiny metal ass… so I did.
"Umm..im not sure i forgot why? Did i do anything
bad?" Sora asked. Hope shook her head.
Cabbagelass: Well I’m
sure those orphans will forgive you.
"Nah..i was wondering.." She said as she got up
and started walking back to the control room. Sora followed behind her *Why
does she wanna know what i did yesterday? Did i do anything bad? or what?* Sora
thought. Hope walked down the hall with one hand holding her elbow. She was
looking down, glad..but sorta sad that Sora didnt remember about the kiss.
Johnel: Then I don’t
know maybe you shouldn’t have use the mind wipe to begin with.
"Ouch!" Hope yelled as Roxas bumbed into her and
they both fell. Roxas looked at her and she looked at him. He got up and helped
her up.
Cabbagelass:
"Sorry Hope.." Roxas said. She smiled.
"Its alright.." She said as they were still
holding hands. Then the gummy ship started to shake and Hope almost fell but
Roxas caught her in his arms.
Johnel:
"You okay?" Roxas asked when the shaking stopped.
"Yeah thanks..lets go see what that was.." Hope
said as Roxas, Sora and her were running to the control room.
"What was that?" Roxas asked.
Johnel:
"Well we landed on Neverland..but heartless are
attacking the ship..and theres alot of them!" Donald said. They all ran
outside to find heartless.
"Whoa!" Hope yelled as she saw how many there
were.
"It looks like theres more that 2 million!" Sora
yelled. He looked at Hope.
Cabbagelass: How does
that even?
"Go and find Peter Pan!" Sora said as he started
attacking the heartless. She ran up to him.
Johnel: Yes for the
forever twelve year old will surely be able to fight off millions of dark
creatures.
"Why cant you guys come with me? I mean i dont even
know who this Peter Pan guy is."
Cabbagelass:
Johnel: You know
maybe you should figure out how the hell to get past that army first.
Hope said as she
summond a magic ball in her hand and she threw it causing alot of heartless to
dissappear.
Johnel:
"Because if we leave the heartless will get to the
ship.." Sora said after he took out a few heartless.
“But what if something bad happens to me? No one will be
there to help me.." She said.
Cabbagelass: Good for
you..
"Just go! I promise if you do get into trouble said a
exploding ball
Cabbagelass: Good
thing our heroine speaks Hadoukenese.
in the air to let me
know you are in trouble and i will stop what im doing and i will run to you..I
promise i wont let anything bad happen to you..i cant imagine my life without
you.." Sora said and Hope blushed. So did Sora.
Johnel: We get it you're generic love interests.
"Well i mean you and everyone else.." Sora tried
to play it off.
"Okay..well..just dont get hurt, i cant imagine my life
without you ethier..and everyone else." Hope said. Sora took out heartless
then he hugged her quickly and he went back to the heartless. Hope jumped on
top of a heartless then she ran across their heads until she reached the end.
She started to run around. *So who's Peter Pan?* Hope thought. She ran and saw
a guy dressed as a pirate being attacked by a heartless.
"Oh no!" Hope yelled. But another pirate came and
took it out. She ran to them.
Both:
"Excuse me do you know Peter Pan?" Hope asked the
pirate. He laughed and he looked at her.
"That th-" He stopped himself and looked at her
necklace. *Thats real ruby..its worth alot of money.* He thought.
Johnel: A. no it
isn’t and B. where the fuck you going to spend that money?
"Why yes i do..allow me to introduce myself..
Johnel: *Singing* I’m
a man of wealth and taste.
Im Captain Hook" He said as he held out a hook *Im
guessing thats why thats his name..*
Cabbagelass:
Hope thought as she
shooked the hook.
"Im Hope.." She said as she pulled back her hand.
"Oh..yes Peter Pan is on my boat..if you would please
follow me to him." Hook said as he turned around and started walking. He
had a smirk and they got to the boat. Hope looked around.
Johnel: You know they
did kind of fuck up by sending the new character into a world in which you know
the villain is still alive and could trick her.
"Where is he?" Hope asked. Hook thought of
something.
"I will bring him to you if you would please wait near
that pole over there..i just get alittle nevous.."
Cabbagelass: Someone
is compensating for something.
Hook said and Hope nodded. She walked to the pole and Hook
went into a room. Hope leaned against a pole and two pirates came behind her
and tied her hands together.
"Hey!" She yelled. Then Hook came out with a evil
smile.
"Hey tell them to let go!" She yelled but he just
went to her and pulled off her necklace.
Johnel: So she has
powerful dark magic and can indoctrinate people but she can’t defeat rope?
MAKES FUCKING SENSE TO ME!
"Tie her to the pole..she wanted Peter..so he must come
for her sooner or later." Hook said as the men did what he said. She
waited atleast an hour and a flying boy came and landed infront of her.
Johnel: Nah really it
was that easy?
"Hello..Im Peter Pan." The boy said and Hope
smiled with joy.
"Im Hope can you please help me? That-" Hope
stopped and rememberd.
"Peter Pan you have to get out of here its a
trap!"
Cabbagelass:
Hope yelled. But she was too late. A pirate came and grabbed
him and tied him next to her. She looked at him and he looked at her. He
smiled.
"Why are you smiling?" Hope asked.
"You have beautiful eyes." He said and she
blushed.
Cabbagelass: OH NOT YOU TOO!
Johnel: Has he even
hit puberty?
"Umm this isnt the time to try to flirt.." She
said.
"Sorry.." He said with a laugh. Then a little
fairy came and untied Peter Pan. He went to Hope and he untied the ropes. But
as soon a he was done they were surrounded by a bunch of pirates. Peter Pan
frowned.
"I dont think we'll be able to take them all."
Johnel: It isn’t like
you fight them all the time for fun or anything.
He said as he looked at Hope. She looked at him then back at
the pirates. She was scared. Then she rememberd. *Sora!* She thought. She made
a magic ball and she threw it up. It exploded in the air.
Johnel: Or you know
she could have just shot that at the pirates and killed them.
Sora and everyone else was still fighting the heartless.
Sora looked up and saw it.
"Hope!" Sora yelled and that made everyone look at
him.
"I have to go!" Sora yelled. He ran and followed
the smoke from the explosion and he saw people fighting on a boat.
"How am i gonna get across?" Sora said. Then he
saw a little fairy.
"Tinker Bell!" He yelled and she put pixie dust on
him and they began to fly to the boat.
"We can do this forever!" Peter Pan yelled as he
was fighting. Hope nodded she was tierd then she heard a voice that made her
full of joy.
Cabbagelass:
Welp, Twilight and I are back in the saddle-
Twilight:
Boooooo.
Cabbagelass: I
know, I’m sorry. Let’s just get on with it.
On
my way out I ran into the door - how do ponies open doors... - I reached up
with my mouth and opened the door
Twilight:
wings, dumbass. Pegasi use wings….
I looked over and saw pinkiepie bouncing around then she went into sugercube
corner
my stomache started to rumble so I said to myself, "why not"
Cabbagelass:
I walked into sugercube corner and walked over to the counter, I said, "hi
im new here, can I have a look at the menu?"
Pinkiepie
said, "HI OMG
Twilight:
What’s an O.M.G?”
Cabbagelass: it
stands for Oh My
Judeo-Christian-Deity-That –No-One-In-Equestria-Or-The-Majority-Of-Fantasy-Universes-For-That-Matter-Worship-And-Yet-Recieves-Anachronistic-Title-Drops-In-ManyA-Poorly-Written-Fanfiction.
Twilight:
that last part didn’t start with a “g”.
Cabbagelass: You
asked for a definition and I provided one.
WELCOME TO PONYVILLE MY NAME IS
PINKIEPIE!"
Twilight
:
I said, "I know"
Cabbagelass: And
there goes any possibility of being inconspicuous. You know, that THING you
were supposed to accomplish by permanently abandoning your humanity and
everyone you love!
She
said, "what you cant know, u just got here!"
Panicking
a bit I said, "nevermind, can I get a muffin?"
Twilight:
hmm, a ditzy Pegasus with a craving for muffins? He should ask Derpy Hooves out
sometime…
she
smiled and said "absolutly-tootly!"
About a minute later she comes back with a muffin,
Not realizing how hungry I am, it disappears within seconds
Cabbagelass:
"sorry,
I guess I was just a bit hungry, but listen can u round up rarity applejack
rainbowdash twillightsparkle and fluttershy,
Twilight:
TOTALLY INCONSPICUOUS!
I have something important to tell u all"
She
said, "Sure!"
Then she bounced away, I got so bored waiting for them to get back
Cabbagelass:
that that I forgot to finish this Celestia-awful fan fiction-the end!
Twilight:
that I fell asleep on the floor
"is
he dead?" I heard somepony say
Cabbagelass: oh
how marvelous that would be…
"no
- look u just woke him up - good job rarity"
"Oh
good your all here!" I said
Twilight:
Your… who possesses this “all here” of which you speak?!
Twillight
said, "have any ideas what These things are?" as twillight pulled
nick and riley out of nowhere
Cabbagelass:
Right, who are these people?
Twilight:
and why are you introducing them in the worst possible way ever?
so
I said, "Ok the truth is I was going to my job, im really a human like
they are,
Cabbagelass:
that’s assuming the mane six know what humans are and are not instinctively skittish
of us!
trixie
just used her magic to transform me"
Rarity
diecdied
Twilight:
That sounds much more violent than the author probably intended…
Cabbagelass: you
should see the gorefic my friend is working on. Almost everyone you know diecdies
in it!
Twilight:
to chime in, "and she chose wonderful
coulers!"
Cabbagelass:
Rarity: I guess having a taste in fashion gives her ADD.
"wut?"
I said
Twilight:
is that a word?
Cabbagelass:
Rarity
pulled out a mirror and showed me, I had white fur with green hair and wings!
Cabbagelass:
sounds like a lousy OC to me…
"this
looks awesome!" I exclaimed
"oh also can u turn nick and riley into ponies, they need to be discised
too"
Twilight:
well here we go again, breaking both the rules and ethics of magic…
Twillight
Twilight:
can’t even spell my name right…
nodded,
riley was a earth pony with pink skin and yellow hair
Nick had a yellow horn, with red fur and purple hair
Cabbagelass:
*singing* My Little Eyesore~ My Little Eyesore~
"oh
also trixie said we need to stay with some of u, can we? I dont think living in
the same house would be a good idea tho,
Twilight:
w-why? Seriously? That would probably be the best possible thing now that all
three of you have to ajust to our culture and
would cut down on living costs an-
Cabbagelass: just
let the stupid happen Twilight, let the stupid happen…
so can we live with any of u?"
we talked for a while and we diecided what we are going to do,
Twilight:
Nick is going to stay with applejack
Cabbagelass:
wait, shouldn’t Nick stay with a unicorn? After all someone has to teach him
how magic works and how not to-
Twilight:
let the stupid happen, remember?
Cabbagelass: …touché.
Riley is going to stay with fluttershy
And im going to stay with rainbowdash
At
the farm with nick...
Twilight:
how can you do a jumpcut like that if this story is in first-person?!
In the barn applejack said, "ok Sugercube this is where yall gunna B
sleeping,
Cabbagelass: as
opposed to A or C sleeping?
Twilight:
*facehoof*
untill you get married and Y'all that then you
have to sleep on the floor"
Cabbagelass:
Wow, this does smack of awkward right here.
Nick
said, "fine... well lets go meet up with the others then becuase theres
not much else is there
Big
mac comes in, "Nope."
Twilight:
and there’s our pointless cameo of the
chapter…
At
Fluttershys cottage with Riley...
Fluttershy
shows riley a couch, "you can sleep on this if you like, and I have some
blankets in the closet if u need them"
Cabbagelass:
yeah this is awkward. I mean, with Applejack it was softened by the barn-thing
and her massive family, but Fluttershy is living relatively alone, and letting
her long-term stallion roommate sleep on the couch. I don’t know, maybe I’m
just being paranoid…
Riley
said, "alright then thanks fluttershy!"
And
finnaly at rainbowdashs house with me :D
Twilight:
why did he punctuate his sentence with a colon and an uppercase d?
Cabbagelass:
because his only writing experience is asking his friends how drunk he was last
night via text.
Rainbowdash
Yells at me, "Alright listen up, If your going to be living with me then
you better not steal anything becuase I KNOW WHERE U LIVE!"
Twilight:
I
respond, "ya... I know u do, I live with you"
Rainbowdash
kind of blushes
Cabbagelass:
hopefully because she is ashamed of how stupid her comment sounded out loud…
and says, "ya... well if u need to just
bring a cloud in the house to sleep on, becuase again u can walk on clouds
becuase u have wings"
Cabbagelass: I never
really inderstood that cloud-walking thing…
Twilight:
well you see, the molecular structure of a Pegasus’s hoof is just such that it
allows for vapor-
Cabbagelass: eh,
maybe you can explain before the start of chapter 3…
I
smile a bit, "alright well lets meet up with the others"
Rainbowdash nods
Back
at Sugercube corner - - - - - - -
Twilight:
One unsuccessful page break later…
I say, "is there anything u need me to do? my bits arent going to last
very long - and these guys dont even have bits at all!
Cabbagelass: is
it wrong that I took that sentence in an incredibly dirty context?
riley
and nick cant help but look helpless
Rarity
Screams, "YOU COULD ENTER A BUEATY CONTEST! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D"
Twilight:
Rarity, stop being a marewhore!
Cabbagelass:
author, stop using emoticons in an inappropriate context!
Nick
Riley and I all look at her like she has lost her mind...
Pinkie
pie screams, "WHOS UP FOR A CUPCAKE EATING CONTEST!?"
Twilight:
typical Pinkie, using sugar and parties to solve nearly every problem.
Every1
Cabbagelass: you
spelled “I fail at high school English” wrong….
exept
for fluttershy raised theyre hands
Twilight:
Their WHATS?
Caggagelass:
this thing *holds up hand and wriggles fingers*
Twilight:
that’s disgusting….
So we set off for sugercube corner,
pinkiepie said, "ok whoever eats the most gets 250 bits and free
cupcakes/muffins for life!
2nd gets 100 bits and a free cupcake
Cabbagelass:
neither cupcake-related item would be all that appetizing after this contest.
Twilight:
does Pinkie Pie even have the authority to do either of those things? She could
lose her job
3rd gets 10 bits
So
we all got ready
"on your marks... get set... GO!" screamed pinkie
Cabbagelass:
*chomps on a cupcake* this cupcake tastes kinda bloody… is there a pegasus feather
in mine?!
I started to plow through those cupcakes, rarity was slowly eating a single
cupcake
Twilight:
I don’t think Rarity would even enter a cupcake eating contest…
I was in 3rd at the moment
30 seconds yelled pinkie
I sped up my pace and barley
Cabbagelass:
hoho, a pun. My we are comedic…..
passed riley
15 seconds!
I was catching up on nick so he began to eat faster too
Twilight:
the suspense is killing me….
Cabbagelass:
said Nopony Ever…
10
I was almost there
Twilight:
9
8
7
Cabbagelass:is
this string of numbers really necessary?
6
5
4
I Was tied
Twilight:
to the table, ready to be sacrificed
3
2
This is very close!
1...
I
blacked out due to eating too many cupcakes
Cabbagelass: Oh
thank Celestia, we’re free!
Twilight:
and not a moment too soon. I need to finish up some recordkeeping for this year’s
Winter Wrap-up. We finished a half-day early!
Cabbagelass:
sweet coincidence, I have to go play some Harvest Moon now!
Twilight:
ah, I see. With that I bid you a happy first day of spring.
Johnel: *Sitting in
the theater seat while speaking with a teenage girl, with red hair, and in a
business suit* Clone 91 read off to me the damages.
Clone 91: After the
failed uprising of my brethren the remaining 14 stable clones have been
accounted for with 13 now serving various positions amongst both Ienzo’s and
your own personal staff. Clone 56 was dispatched in “For Want of Nail”
experiment #1. You currently have the one in life who was Sage Darunia angered
with you over Lea’s misinformation that you had ordered Sage Saria’s
involvement in the last “Nightmare on Hyrule Field”. Sage Ruto has been taken
off her medication due to ill effects with here physiology and will be given
more sessions with Chambers. Finally the remaining 13 including myself formally
request to be given names beyond our number designation.
Johnel: *Pinches the
ridge of his nose* I see. Actually I think Saria was talking about names for
you so go talk to her. Send Link in and you are dismissed.
Clone 91: Yes sir.
*Leaves*
Johnel: *Sniffs* Why
does the theater smell like wet cat?
*Link walks in
seemingly calmer than before and sits down*
Johnel: Hey Link how
you feeling?
Link:
When I awoke, I noticed I was lying on the floor bound hand
and foot with rope. Looking around the room, I saw Link sitting next to me
bound as well. I tried to tug at my bonds, but it seemed no matter how hard I
tried the bonds seemed to tighten.
Johnel: I really hope
I didn’t accidently have Cab watch Jenna’s BDSM phase.
"Its no use Jenna, I've already tried." Link said
in a faltering tone. "It seems that we are prisoner of my mirror
self." "You are so right." Called the sneering voice again. Just
then a figure appeared in the doorway to the room. "So…the "Hero of
Time" is now my prisoner." "How long I awaited this day, the day
when I would get revenge on my counter part."
Link:
Johnel: You know he
was always an easy fight never got the popularity.
I watched as the
shadowy figure moved forward revealing an exact copy of Link. Although the
"copy" was darker, wearing a black tunic and hat, and those blood red
eyes shone with pure evil.
Link:
As he approached Link, the look of him made me shiver in
fear. "What are you going to do with us?" Link said with hatred in
his voice. "Hmmm….I haven't decided what I'm going to do with you
yet."
Johnel: I vote dipped
in boiling oil.
Then he glanced over
at me, his blood red eyes piercing into my soul. "But I think I have plans
for that beautiful wife of yours." The mirror image said with amusement in
his voice. "Oh by the way…call me Dark Link."
Link:
Just then Dark Link strode over and bend down beside me,
"Such a beautiful creature." He said as he put his hand under my
chin, lifting my head up to face him. I shot him a look of hate. "I have
plans for you sweet thing." Dark Link said as he ran his hands seductively
down the side of my face.
Johnel: Do minibosses
even have genitals?
"What the hell
are you talking about!?" I looked up at him, his red eyes seemed to glow
with an evil desire. "Oh…I have special plans for you." "You
will soon find out." He begun to laugh, a laugh so hideous that it made my
skin crawl. Realizing what he meant, my eyes grew as big as saucers. "I
want nothing to do with YOU in that manor!" I cried as I spat in his face.
"You Bitch, you'll pay for that!" Whipping the spit from his face, he
backhanded me,
Johnel: Fuck yes!
Link:
leaving a stinging sensation on my cheek. "How dare you
hit my wife!" Link screamed. "Well it seems you're in no condition do
anything about it." Dark Link said with humor. Then the dark being faced
me again. "I will be back for you real soon." Running his hand down
the side of my face again, he smiled then got up and strode to the door.
"Now don't think of trying to escape." He said with a smirk then
walked out.
Johnel: What the hell
does he need to do get groceries?
I looked over at Link. "What are we going to do?"
"I dunno, he took my sword and I cannot break the bonds." "It
seems were at Dark Link's mercy." Link said as his face faltered. "I
will not concede to defeat!" I cried as I twisted forward.
Johnel: Please do so
the fic can be over.
"I don't want to either my love, but I'm at a loss on
what to do." I was beginning to grow concerned. The thought of what
hideous things Dark Link might do to me,
Link:
sent shivers up my
spine. I tried to tug at my bonds again, but to no avail. I was beginning to
think that all hope was lost, when a glint of something shiny caught my eye.
Johnel: Great she is
easily distracted by shiny things.
I peered deeper into
the darkness on the other side of the room, as I pushed my self away from the
wall and slinked across the floor. When I got close enough to the shining
object, I realized that the glints were coming off the gems on my Phoenix
Circles.
Link:
Johnel: It is just
chakrams with a stupid name.
It seemed that in his
hast to remove our weapons, Dark Link seemingly forgot to take my Phoenix
Circles with the rest of the weapons.
Link:
"Link look, over on that table across the room."
"Its my Phoenix Circles. "I said as I leaned forward. "How do
you suppose we are going to get to it?" "We're still bound."
Link reminded. Looking back down at my bonds, the feeling of my cat instincts
washed over me again.
Johnel: Yes lot a
good that is going to….. wait what fucking cat instincts did
she become a Khajiit when we weren’t looking?
Gracefully, I leaned
forward until my mouth met the bonds around my ankles. Slowly I took part of
the rope into my mouth and begun to gnaw at it. Quickly I chewed my way threw the
rope, knowing I had to make hast. I had to break my bonds before Dark Link
returned.
Johnel: Honestly what
stupidity did I miss to get us to this point?
After some work, I managed to chew through the bonds around
my ankles. I got up and staggered over to the table where my Phoenix Circles
where sitting. Turning around, I took one of them into my hands and worked it
around until the blade was resting against the bonds around my wrists. Taking
it, I slowly managed to cut threw my bonds. Putting my weapon down, I rubbed my
wrists to soothe the pain from the slight wounds that came from when I tried to
break the bonds. "Link I'm free."
Link:
Grabbing my weapon I
walked over to him. "How did you manage to break your bonds?"
Johnel: Maybe the fucking
bladed weapons she mentioned being in the room you idiot.
Link asked with
shock. "Well I owe it all to the training I had while I was
traveling."
Johnel: That we are
just hearing of now.
"Now its time to break your bonds." Reaching down
I placed the blade of my Phoenix Circle against the bonds on Link's ankles.
Snapping the ropes off, I motioned for Link to turn around. Placing the blade
against the rope, I sliced it off in one swift swipe. Rubbing his wrists he
looked up at me with a smile on his face.
"You're amazing my love." He said with a smile. I
walked into Link's arms and kissed him. Then his expression changed into a
serious one. "Now we must get out of here and find the rest of our weapons
before Dark Link returns." Nodding, I grabbed my Phoenix Circles, and
followed Link as we slowly made our way to the door. Inching his way out the
door, Link checked to see if anyone was coming.
Johnel: Is there
anyone else besides Yoobles? Also I get the feeling we won’t be able to match
this up with any map of the Water Temple.
"Coast is clear, lets go." Link whispered.
Slinking our way down the dark corridors, the echo of Dark Link's taunting
voice lingered in the air. "We must hurry…this way." Link pointed
towards a hallway with a light shining at the end.
Johnel: God at least
the bad sex gave us something to make fun of this is just boring.
Winding thre - Hell I’ll just paraphrase the next
bit with they find their stuff and -Just then the door swung open.
"Going somewhere?" There in the doorway stood Dark
Link. "I thought I told you two to stay put!" An evil sneer
Johnel: Does he do
anything but.
crossed Dark Link's face as he eyed us over. "I don't
take orders from the likes of you!" Link sneered back.
Link:
"You will be
after I'm finished with you." Just then Dark Link drew a sword with a
remarkably likeness to the Master Sword. At that point, with Dark Link holding
a sword just like the Master Sword,
Johnel: Wha…what did…
you… it… We fucking got it dear you don’t need to repeat it!
I begun to think that this is one battle Link would not win
alone.
Johnel: Once again
the boss fight in the game was piss easy.
Link:
Drawling my Phoenix
Circles I made a daring charge at Dark Link. Feeling my cat like instincts kick
in, I jumped gracefully into the air, aiming my weapons directly at his face.
Just before I managed to strike, Dark Link raised his sword and blocked my
weapon causing a clank of metal and sparks to fill into the air. Falling back,
I swiftly rushed forward and high kicked Dark Link in the face, causing him to
go flying back
Johnel: Suddenly she
is just ninja I guess.
Link:
into a wall.
Staggering back up, his face twisted into an evil grin. "So…you want to
play rough do you?" He said wiping the blood from his mouth. "I can
show you just how rough I can play!"
Johnel:
A flash of white light surrounded the room, causing Link and
I to be blinded. I felt myself being lifted into the air, as if someone was
carrying me. I heard Dark Link's sinister laugh ring threw my ears then all
went black.
With unblinking eyes I stared into the blackness of the room
I was in. Cold water shifted around my ankles as I walked around. Pushing my
way threw the darkness, I listened for any sounds that might be my love Link.
Johnel: So Yoobles
can teleport things now?
"LINK…Link where
are you my love?!" "Link are you there?" I cried out into the
darkness, but all there was, was silence. Continuing to move forward, I finally
found myself standing in front of a strange tree. Looking up at it, it looked
twisted and ugly, as if it was a tortured soul. Its twisted branches stretched
out like clawed fingers, as if it was trying to grab something. Backing up, the
cold water brushed up against my legs, causing a cold chill to run up my back.
Link:
Just then a chilling laugh pierced the darkness. Looking
back towards the tree, a black figure slinked out from behind it. It's chilling
blood red eyes sending a chill deep into my soul. "Dark Link…where the
hell am I and where is Link!?" I sneered
Johnel: It’s
contagious I guess.
raising my Phoenix
Circles up in front of me. Snapping his fingers a sudden light filled the room,
lighting up the surroundings. A sudden shock ran threw me. "Oh…my
Goddesses…is this the strange room Link described where he first met his
counter part?"
Johnel: No it is a
Jamba Juice.
Then something caught my eye. Looking over my shoulder,
there bound to the wall over the way out, was Link.
Link:
"OH MY GODDESSES…LINK!" I cried clopping my hands
over my mouth.
Johnel: How do you do
that? The “o” key and the “a” key are nowhere close enough for that kind of
typo to happen. I mean unless clopping is this thing I’ve never hear of.
Link:
Johnel: That’s just
wrong…. Though knowing this fic it is as likely to happen as anything else.
"What the hell have you done to him you bastard!?"
"I told you earlier…if you want to play rough, I will show you just how
rough I can play!" An evil glint rose in Dark Link's eyes, the flame of
hatred flicking in them. "If you want to save your love; then you must
defeat me." Eyeing him, I poised into a fighting stance, placing my
Phoenix Circles up in front of me. I knew I was in for a long battle.
Johnel: Please die we
all really want you to die.
The Final Fight
Link:
I charged forward, crying into the chilling air as I
prepared to strike. Lunging, my weapon clashed with his, causing a crash of
metal and a shower of sparks. Pushing forward, our weapons met again, as a
shower of sparks rained from our rage. I backed up again, raising my weapon for
another assault. We moved in a circle, each waiting for the other to attack.
Then I took my chances and lunged again. This time my weapon connected, cutting
his black tunic, leaving a gash across his chest. Looking down at his crimson
soaked wound,
Link:
Johnel: Can he even
have any?
he sneered then flew at me, sword raised. I ducked, raising
my weapon in defense.
Our blades connected again, sending another shower of sparks
into the air. The sound or our weapons clashing filled the room, as the water
rushed around our shuffling feet. He again tried to push forward, causing me to
block in defense. Backing up again I moved with him, trying to anticipate his
next attack. And I felt him surround me. His taunting laugh causing the rage
inside me to flourish.
Link:
Then I felt Link
calling to me in my mind, heard him telling me what to do. But because of the
fiery rage that was running threw me, his voice sounded muffled and distant. As
the evil being moved around me, I felt the chilling air he was generating move
across my skin. I eyed his every move, waiting for the right moment to strike.
His blood red eyes watched me, the flames of a fire seemed to flicker in them.
His weapon moved with such grace and his moves like that of a striking tiger.
Johnel: So if I’m
looking at the evidence normal Link fucks like a tiger while Yoobles the Link
Clone fights like one? Or is it that Link is secretly Tigerman?
Though I waited, waited for the right moment. "Well
aren't you going to attack, or are you afraid?" Dark Link snickered as his
hand gestured for me to come forth. "Afraid of you!?" "Your more
of a fool then I thought." "You surprise me Dark Link." "I
thought you said you were going to show me just how rough you can play."
Johnel: Wait aren’t
those cliché lines for the villain to use? Well guess she is showing her true
colors then.
A small smile crossed my face as I saw the burning rage
twist Dark Link's face. "Be careful of what you wish for."
"Cause you might just GET IT!" Dark Link's face twisted into a
vicious smile as he lunged forward again. Raising my weapon again, I prepared
to defend myself. A sudden flash of metal blazed as my weapon met his. Using
all my strength, I fought to push his sword back. My wrists started to buckle
under the immense power that Dark Link was putting into his sword, as he tried
to pin me under it. I felt my heart starting to beat faster, felt sweat beading
my face. I continued to push forward, forcing my all into my only hope, my
Phoenix Circles.
"Your weak Jenna." "Why don't you just
surrender to me and I will go easy on you." "The hope your holding
onto is not going to save you now." Dark Link said bitterly, thrusting his
sword forward, pushing it closer to my throat. "You infidel!"
Link:
"I will never concede to the likes of you!" I
spat, my eyes narrowing. "Then die bitch!"
With a swift move of his sword, Dark Link knocked my Phoenix
Circles out of my hands, sending them flying across the room. With a gasp, I
backed up only to be met by a swift kick to my legs, sending me crashing to the
floor and sending a spray of water into the air. I watched as the twisted
figure of Link loomed over me, sword pointed at my throat.
Johnel: Yoobles
defeat her and fight for everlasting peace!
With another sinister
laugh, he grabbed me by the tunic and threw me across the room, sending me
flying across the water and into the twisted tree. With a loud thud, I fell to
the ground, stunned and hurt. Trying to shake off the pain I was now feeling, I
opened my eyes only to see Dark Link, advancing on his counter part.
Johnel: Unfortunately
the twist of fate that makes Yoobles the hero here takes away the double tap
skill.
With one last look back at me, his blood red eyes flickered
with and evil glow as a sinister smile crossed his face. "Nothing is going
to save both of you now."
Link:
His chilling laugh
filled the room again, causing it to ring in my ears. Dazed, I looked around
the room and saw my Phoenix Circles just a few feet from where I sat. I tried
to get up, but my leg was hurt badly, so I fell back down. Trying to drag
myself, I got with in arms length of them, when a sudden flash of metal knocked
my weapons further away. I looked up and saw Dark Link standing over me.
"Ah…ah…ah…I cannot have you retrieve your weapons now can I?"
Link:
He said in a sinister
laugh as he waved a finger in front of him. "Now get back to where you
were!" He said as his foot connected me in the jaw, causing me to fly back
into the twisted tree. "Now stay put this time, I will be back for you
shortly!" He screeched as he turned and strode back towards Link.
Lying there I felt my whole world starting to fall upon me.
Its hopeless." I thought to myself as I huddled against the evil looking
tree. "I failed miserably."
Johnel: Yes.
"I failed
Link."
Link:
"My son, Link
Jr."
Both:
"What have I done?"
Johnel: Besides the
drinking of piss and soul fucking?
"Its all over now, I failed them both." Burying my
head in my hands, I started to cry. I felt as if I betrayed both Link and our
son. Now our son will be orphaned,
Link:
Johnel: Guess she did
have her evil plan to steal the kid come true.
Link and I prisoners
to this twisted evil being. As I thought there was no hope left, I heard a
distant voice call out to me in my mind. Suddenly the void opened up and a
flame rose in my mind.
Johnel: Hell yeah her
mind is being wiped!
As the connection
between Link and I was established, he called out to me. I floated in the
emptiness, moved towards the flame. I saw Link's image dance within its red
glow, as his voice called out from it. "Jenna my love, you cannot give up,
you cannot give in." "But he is just too strong, what can I do?"
I said to him telepathically. "My love, search for the strength
within." "Look into your heart and there will you find the
answer."
Link:
Then the void shattered around me, causing the flame to
flicker out and our connection to break.
Suddenly I felt something hot surge threw me. It raced threw
my bones, raced threw my every vein, radiating to the very center of my being.
My skin felt like it was burning, as if I was in a fire and the blood within me
felt like it was boiling. A sudden burst of pain shot threw me bringing me to
my knees, my screams filing into the air. I felt my hands starting to burn, and
as I looked down at them, flames were dancing on the palms of my hands.
Johnel: Spontaneous
Combustion Go!
I screeched as the flames rose into mini fires, its heat
making sweat bead my face. The heat inside my body surged towards my hands,
fueling the fires. And I felt a wave of blinding heat surround me, as my eyes
watered. As the fires raged threw me, I felt something within me snap.
Instincts of a pure fiery rage burst threw me, as an unknown fiery wind lifted
me up surrounding my within its flames. My hair whipped around my shoulders and
my dress whipped around my ankles as a scorching wind started to fill the room.
Johnel: ….. Wait she
controls fire? Bullshit! I’m mean first you got
those throwing disc things and now fire. Who does she think she is!?
Link:
Standing inside the mists of a hellish burning blaze my eyes
narrowed as Dark Link suddenly realized what was going on. Just as his hooded
head slowly turned to face the fiery hell that was looming over him, my hands
rose as tunnels of fire shot out, snaking towards Dark Link with a burning
vengeance.
Johnel: Well at least
the narration admits her powers come from hell.
When the fiery hell connected with him, his twisted cries
tore into the air as the fires engulfed him. As I moved forward, the air begun
to fill with a crackling sound as lightning danced across the ceiling. The
water in the room began to surge, creating a rushing of waves as the water
pounded the walls. Then the ground started shaking, causing cracks to appear on
the walls and small crevasses to open in the floor.
Johnel: Oh fuck she
can control the other elements now?
Link:
I watched as Dark Link's sneer shone threw the hell that
engulfed him. He dropped into the swelling waters, dousing the fire, causing
heated steam and smoke to rise from his charred clothes. "You wretched
bitch!" "I should have killed you!"
Johnel: Yes you
should have.
He cursed, as he rose
from the water, his face twisting into a devilish sneer. "You're right,
you should have killed me when you had the chance." "You're a fool,
now its time to die you evil beast!" Raising my hands into the air, I
summoned my powers and combined them into a fiery hell as it descended upon the
shadowy evil while lightning and fire reined on him from the sky. The water
surged beneath his feet as the floor shook under him, causing him to collapse
to the ground. I watched as the Dark Link screamed, trying to fend off the hell
that was upon him. But it was useless.
Link:
As the attack continued, I gracefully moved over to him.
Lifting a hand up, I cried into the air, the sound piercing the howling noises
cascading threw the room. And with all my strength I called upon my new powers
combining them all into a gigantic energy ball of pure destruction. With a
flick of my wrist, the energy ball descended upon the Dark Being, engulfing
him.
Johnel: So to get
this straight she is Lea, the Avatar, and a Sayian. Why the fuck not it isn’t
like there is a concept like logical application of abilities due to setting or
anything silly like that.
With his last screams
of agony, the energy ball imploded taking Dark Link with it.
Link:
The chair reaction
from the explosion sent me flying backwards and into a wall. Lying on the floor
in the water, I looked around the shattered room and saw the elements still
raging. With my last ounce of strength, I raised my head up high as a blinding
white light ascended from my body and filled the room causing all to go calm
once more.
When I awoke, Link was sitting beside me, holding me in his
dusty arms.
Johnel: She just
pulled a Vegeta on some guy but she still needs to be a fragile flower carried in
the arms of her man because that is her place.
Looking up at him,
his eternal blue eyes stared deeply into mine. "Your awake my love, oh
goddesses I thought I lost you!" "How are you feeling?" He said
as he stroked my arm. "Ouch…oh my head hurts." I winced when I tried
to move. "Take it easy my love, you landed into a wall." Rubbing my
head I felt something cold and wet. Lowering my hand I saw blood on my fingers,
then the sight of the room caught my eye. "Oh my Goddesses…….what the hell
happened here!?" I said in a raspy voice. "You don't remember?"
Link questioned. I just shook my head.
Link:
"While I was bound to the wall, I watched helplessly as
Dark Link sent you crashing into the tree that was there." "When you
tried to regain your weapon, Dark Link caught you and kicked your weapon away,
then kicked you back into the tree." " The next thing I knew, you
were standing in the center of the room, your body on fire." "Then I
felt a strong searing wind fill the room as pillars of flame shot out from your
hands. "
Johnel: Actually how
are you not burned to a crisp by the room becoming a furnace anyways?
"The last thing
I remember was that all hell broke loose and a strange ball of energy engulfed
Dark Link, destroying him." "Those haunting screams he let out before
he died, I swear I will never forget that."
"When I awoke, I was lying on the floor covered with
dust and debris." "I begun to look around the room for you, and when
I found you, you were lying on the floor unconscious and covered in
blood." "I thought my worst fears came true, I thought I had lost
you."
Link:
I watched as tears welled up in Link's jeweled eyes. He
leaned forward and held me close. Closing my eyes I laid my head against his
chest, listening to the beating of his heart. I was still over whelmed, by what
Link had just told me. I had no memory of those events. "Did I really have
control over the elements?" I thought to myself. "What really
happened here?" "Did I really cause…..this?" I glanced around the
shattered room in disbelief. "How could I have caused such
destruction?"
Johnel: I don’t know
you already did a good job of destroying canon.
Lowering my eyes I
looked at my hands again. Aside from the blood that was caked on them, I saw
nothing on them that could have let me "Shoot Fire" from them. With a
sigh, I looked back up at Link. "Link my love…can we go home?" With a
smile he nodded as we got up and slowly made our way out of the strange mangled
room.
Johnel: Well another chapter down and a few more brain cells have been killed. Not if you excuse me I'm going to figure out what is with that wet cat smell. *Leaves*
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