Johnel: Just thought I’d take a break from the jolly old whore house and go over a couple of chapters in a fan fiction I’d attempted to riff on a long time ago. The story is called Sora’s love life by Not Your Original Girl on fanfiction.net.
Hello Im doing a fanfic that i think alot of people out there(You) Will like..Leave comments(:
Johnel: I’m pretty sure I won’t like it at all.
I dont own kingdom hearts or any of the characters...except for Hope. I made her up..but she's gonna be in the story later on..Enjoy! This is the part where Sora and Kairi confess the most amazing thing..Yay!
Johnel: Well now I’m worried about the mental age of the author but let’s ignore that and see what the actually fic is like.
The breeze was light and the sun was shinning and reflecting off of the water as the waves crashed and hit the shore. It was a perfect day at Destiny's Island and Sora and Kairi were enjoying it as they sat on a tree with Paopu Fruites at the end.
Johnel: Already the grammar is causing me physical pain.
Sora looked at Kairi, The beautifulest thing he had ever seen. The wind was blowing her hair and the sun made her eyes sparkle, and it made her skin look smooth. When Sora looked back at the endless water Kairi looked at Sora. She loved his messy hair. She loved the way his eyes matched the color of the water. She loved his tan colored skin it went good with his black, yellow, and red outfit. Kairi looked back at the sea. It was the perfect time for Sora or Kairi to confess their feelings for eachother.
Johnel: You know if I didn’t know what happens in this fic I’d almost be hopeful that the author would stick closer to cannon.
"Sora.." Kairi said. She pushed back her hair and she put it behind her ears. She looked at Sora. His ocean-like-eyes were watching her every move. And she liked that.
Johnel: Well I can tell this fic won’t overdose on character descriptions yes in deed.
"Whats up Kairi?" Sora said. He loved the way Kairi pushed her hair back. To him it looked like a father seeing his baby daughter for the first time.
Johnel: Author look at that last sentence and tell me why it was a good idea.
"Since the first time i met you..i liked you, and now..i love you." Kairi said. Her hair fell infront of her face and she let it. She thought it was hide the fact that she was blushing. Sora was shocked. Angels sang songs in his head and he heard Kairi say that over and over. Sora smiled he felt the same way and he was gonna let her know.
Johnel: Then get on with it.
"Kairi..i love you too." Sora said as he put her hair behind her ears. Kairi looked at Sora. He looked like he had seen a godess.
Johnel: I think I should start playing fanfic bingo for with the comparison to deity line I’d almost have a winning card.
And Kairi looked like she had seen a god. Sora put his hand on Kairi's cheek and she closed her eyes..Sora felt like she was bringing him closer..and closer to her lips, but she was. Slowly his face was going to hers. Sora breathed in deeply when his lips were about to touch hers.
Johnel: zzzz…zzzzz…Huh oh they still going I was just dozing off for a second there.
They were kissing for the first time. Sora loved it as much as Kairi did. They knew they would be a perfect couple. But what they didnt know was that Riku was watching from behind a tree.
Johnel: O hai Riku.
He wasnt shocked at all. He knew they would end up together from the begining. Riku's long silver hair was in his face and his blind flod was over his eyes. His black coat was getting dusky at the end because of the sand. But it wasnt notice able.
Johnel: Wait when does this take place again?
Sora and Kairi pulled away. Kairi bit her bottom lip and her white teeth showed. Sora licked his lip and he closed his eyes. He saw their kiss over and over again in his head. He couldnt stop seeing it. He loved it..he loved her. She loved it too..and she loved him. They were so happy.
Johnel: You know everyone puts all this crap into first kisses and all that but from experience I don’t see the point.
They looked back at the endless water as the sun touched the water. The sky started turning red. Sora and Kairi held hands and Riku left. Sora and Kairi just watched the sunset. There were no words from both of them and night fell.
Johnel: Yet the fic just keeps gong.
"Sora..can you walk me home please..im getting cold." Kairi said. Sora looked over at Kairi. At night her hair was calm, and her eyes looked dark but sparkly at the same time. Her skin looked pale but pleasant.
Johnel: We know what she looks like stop telling us!
"Sure Kairi." Sora said. He jumped off the tree. His hair was flowing with everymove he made, and his closed were loose. His eyes stood out in the darkness of the night and his skin looked darker than normal. His black fingerless gloves grabbed Kairi's waist as he helped her off. When she jummped off her chest was close to Sora's. It almost looked like he was hugging her. Sora kissed Kairi and he pulled away. He looked in her eyes. He could get lost in them and Kairi could drown in his. Kairi moved closer to Sora and they kissed again.
Johnel: At this rate the hormones and flowery dialogue will keep them from getting anything done.
Then they started walking to her house. When they reached the yard Kairi looked at Sora.
"Well goodnight." Kairi said.
"Goodnight Kairi..never forget..i love you." Sora said.
Johnel: Well with Sora’s track record everyone will forget who he is for another year in say a weeks time.
“I promise you i will never forget if you dont ever forget i love you." Kairi said.
"Okay i promise i wont." Sora said as he stuck out his pinky.
Johnel: This is so cheesy I think it might make a good topping for my pizza.
"I promise too." Kairi said as she intertwined her pinky with his. Sora pulled her in to kiss her for the last time of the day. Sora watched Kairi walk inside her house. When she was inside he started to walk. But he stoped when he heard her scream.
Johnel: *As Kairi* Ah a Spider!
Sora ran in and saw her mom dead on the floor.
Johnel: I’m going to guess adopted mother but I’m not exactly sure the author gets the whole from another world we know nothing of the parents thing.
Sora ran up to Kairi's room and they keyblade appeared in his hands when he opened the door. Kairi ran to Sora and hugged him, she was crying. Sora looked at Kairi then he looked back at the man in the room he had a sword in his hand. Sora ran to the man and the guy tried to stab Sora. He missed and Sora stabbed the man.
Johnel: With the flat tip of the Keyblade he stabbed a man? Okay I’d question it more but Sora has cut through skyscrapers with that thing so I won’t doubt he found a way.
He fell to his knees and he fell face forward on the floor. Sora turned around and Kairi ran in his arms. They walked down the stairs to the living room. Sora picked up the dead girl and he placed her on the purple sofa.
Johnel: Okay girl is a bad choice of words to describe someone’s mother it just doesn’t fit.
Her heart came out and she dissappeard.
Johnel: Wait I thought she was stabbed so why is she pulling a Jedi disappearing corpse on us?
Kairi buried her face in Sora's chest and she began to cry. Sora couldnt take it. Each tear was like a stabing to his heart. Sora kissed Kairi and they walked to Sora's house. When they walked in Sora found his mom dead too.
Johnel: Well hey we already have body count.
"That monster came here too and killed her.." Sora said.
Johnel: Or one case could have been a homeless man high on speed for this fic seems to not really go anywhere with this later.
Tears filled his eyes. Then just like Kairi's mom she fadded away. Sora and Kairi walked to Sora's room and they layed on the bed. Kairi cried herself to sleep. When she was asleep Sora looked around and made sure no one was in the room. When he finished checking his room he checked the whole house. He heard a little crack but it was just his dog Max.
Johnel: Oh god the author is making reference to Disney no one is safe.
When Sora was done he walked to his room and layed next to Kairi. She looked like an angel sleeping. Sora instently fell asleep. But what no one else understands is how painful it is sleeping with a broken heart.
Johnel: Yes for no one else has ever lost a love one or more than one in a single night.
That was the end of the first chapter i hope you like it..sorry about the sad ending. I just wanted it to be like Sora and Kairi been through alot together..even though you guys know they have(Because of all the kingdom hearts games.)
Johnel: So did you just admit those murders were pointless?
So let me know whatcha think. Was it sad? No! Was it cool? No! was it romantic? No! Did you like it? No! Hate it? Yes! Let me know what you think. Every time you leave a review you leave a place in my heart for you(:
Johnel: I’m praying to Arceus then that every line of snark hurts you in some way.
Hey! its chapter two of this fanfic. I cant wait for you to read it. I dont own kingdom hearts or any of the characters except for Hope. Speaking of her this is the part were Sora meets her and Sora gets his heart broken. Hope ya like it!
Johnel: Watch out for Sues.
The next morning Sora woke up but Kairi wasnt there. "Kairi?" Sora yelled as he looked around his room and he ran out.
"Goodmorning Sora" Kairi said. Sora ran up to her and he hugged her
"Kairi I though you were..." Sora couldnt finish it because just saying it was too painful for him.
Johnel: How exactly do you “though” something?
"Im fine Sora..i love you." Kairi said as she gently kissed his soft lips.
"I love you too Kairi." Sora said as he kissed her forehead.
Johnel: You know it might be just me or the words I love you are being used to the point of all meaning being lost.
"Do you want breakfast?" Kairi asked with a giggle.
Johnel: *as Kairi* For it isn’t like our parents have been murdered and we should be going to the proper authorities or emotional scarred in any way tee-hee.
"Sure." Sora said. After a few min. Kairi walked back with a plate of cooked eggs.
"Thank you Kairi." Sora said. Kairi smiled and she sat in his lap. He took a bite of the eggs and he gave the other to Kairi.
"Well im gonna go take a quick shower." Kairi said as she kissed Sora's cheek. She put her hair into a messy ponytale then she skipped to the bathroom. Sora watched as the love of his life left. He heard the water go on and he finished the eggs. Then he heard the water go off and a few seconds later Kairi came
Johnel: A few second shower really must be some kind of record. Also why put your hair up if you are just going to hop in the shower right afterwards?
back out with her beautiful hair done, her amazing pink clothes on, and her pale skin was soft. Sora smiled the he walked to the bathroom. When the water was off Kairi walked to the bathroom. Sora was putting gel in his hair. He stopped and smiled at Kairi.
Johnel:*Singing* Boring this is so boring can something please just blow up ohhhh.
"Sora can we go out and do something tonight?" Kairi asked as Sora finished putting on the gel.
"Sure Kairi." Sora said with a smile. The day went by fast fir Sora and Kairi because they had something to look forward too.
Johnel: Bow chika wow wow… sorry that was just terrible.
So that night Sora and Kairi were holding hands as they walked to the island. Sora and Kairi passed a beautiful girl.
Her black hair was as long as Kairi's but her bangs were across her whole forehead and they were alittle above her eye brows, her eyes sparkled all the time, her smile was unique, and she was about as tall as Kairi. She was wearing a black t-shirt that made her smooth, soft, and lightly tanned arms show, with black skinny jeans and black vans.
Johnel: And not a single fuck was given.
She had black fingerless gloves like Sora's and his eyes were glued to her. Then Sora reminded himself. *Youre here with your girlfriend..youre here with Kairi.* Sora snapped out of it and they continued to walk.
Johnel: Yes Sora resist the evil Sue’s attempts at indoctrination and stay on the path of cannon.
They finaly reached they beach. It was dark, the waves crashed alittle bit hard harder, and the full.
Johnel: The full toaster? The full bag of jelly beans? The Full House reunion special? The full of shit author?
Sora and Kairi kissed before they sat down on the cold and rough sand. When they did sit, they were yanked up by mysterious people. "Kairi!" Sora yelled.
Johnel: *As Sora* Run it’s the Elite Beat Agents!
She screamed in pain because the people were beating her up while Sora was watching, but he couldnt do anything because two strong guys were holding him back.
Johnel: Um if I may I’d like to interject. Sora in the first game beat the shit out of what was essential Satan so author you are full of bullshit!
Tears started to form in Sora's eyes. Kairi was screaming..then she stopped..she was dead. A guy went up to Sora and he punched him then they all left. Sora fell to his knees because he was hurt.
Johnel: A Big Lipped Alligator Murder!
"Kairi!" Sora yelled. He started to crawl to the dead girl. He was crying.
"Help!" That beautiful girl he saw was begin chased by heartless. She tripped and the heartless were gonna get her.
Johnel: No Sora fight the indoctrination none of this is real you can resist.
"Some help! Please! Ahh!" She was screaming. She closed her eyes and thought the worst..she thought she was gonna die. Just then she heard a BOOM! She opened her eyes and saw a boy holding a key like weapon in his hand and he fell to his knees.
Johnel: Or you can dive right in use your powers only for the Sue and fall for it like any idiot who thought the ME3 endings were good.
"Oh no!" She said as she ran to him and she fell to her knees.
"Are you okay?" The girl asked. He didnt answer. She began to touch his chest were his heart would be.
Jonel: That isn’t how you check for a pulse dumbass.
"You've been through alot havent you? You are heartbroken, your in pain, and anger and rage is begining to fill your heart..in other words your giving into darkness..please dont let it control you."
Johnel: Oh I’m mistaken it is just another ass pull Sue power.
When she was finished Sora opened his eyes. He saw big brown eyes infront of his. He blinked a few times to see right..when he did he saw the beauty that was more beautiful than Kairi infront of him.
Johnel: Glad to see you have your priorities straight kid.
Her eyes were worrried, her body was over his, her hair fell towards her face and one hand was on his cheek. The glove was warm so his cheek was getting warm. When she saw Sora's eyes open a smile flew across her face and her eyes sparkled with joy. Sora was stareing into the beautiful girl's eyes. Then he rememberd Kairi. He looked around and he saw her. He tried to get up but he was too hurt.
Johnel: Once again he fought Satan yet some thugs hurt him this badly.
"That girl over there?" The girl asked. Her voice was beautiful and calm.
Johnel: Yes go on with how beautiful the Sue is why I bet she doesn’t even defecate and instead rainbows come out her anus.
"Yeah." Sora answered and a smile was on her face.
"Why are you smiling?" Sora asked confused.
Johnel: Because she is Harbinger in disguise and wants to use your Keyblade to move the cycle of harvesting into new galaxies of course.
"Because i like your voice." She said. Sora smiled
"Thanks." Sora answered.
"Your welcome..so right the girl." She helped Sora up. Her arm was around his waist and his arm was around her sholder. She walked him to Kairi and tears formed in his eyes. He fell to his knees.
"Kairi.." Sora said.
Johnel:*As Sora* I will completely forget your existence by the next chapter and instead bed this Sue who is actually a Reaper hallucination.
"Was this girl your girlfriend?" She asked and Sora nodded.
"Oh my god..im so sorry." She said. She bent down to Sora.
"Im Hope." She said. Sora looked at her.
Johnel: Unoriginal name is unoriginal.
"Im Sora." He said. Hope smiled.
"Lovely name..Sora." Sora smiled alittle.
"Thanks. He said. Hope helped Sora up and she walked him to his house. Sora looked at Hope. Her hair was flowing with ever step she took, her eyes were filled with pain because she saw Sora like that. And there was no smile on her face. When they got to Sora's house Hope gently layed Sora on his bed. She looked at him and he looked at her. A smile was on her face.
Johnel: *As the Sue I mean Harbinger* This hurts you.
"Thanks Hope..youre a good friend." Sora said.
Johnel: Well he is a lost cause.
"Sora..how am i already your friend we just met right now." Hope said with a smile.
"Well a friend wouldnt have helped me here." Sora said with a smile.
"Yeah..i guess...well Sora do you want me to come in the morning and check on you or what?" Hope asked.
"Well why dont you just sleep here tonight." Sora asked.
"Oh..umm okay..but im sleeping on the floor. And Sora dont get any ideas." Hope said with a smile. Sora chuckled.
Johnel: Yes for that is exactly what I would do after my girlfriend die. Have sex with a random female less than twenty minutes later.
"Dont worry Hope im not a pervert. " He said. Hope smiled and her eyes sparkled. They were really noticable. Sora smiled about that and Hope layed on the floor.
"Goodnight Sora." Hope said with her eyes closed.
"Goodnight Hope." Sora said as he watch her. She fell asleep and she looked so peaceful. Sora didnt understand it. He just lost the love of his life but he's begining to be interested in her.
Johnel: Well isn’t that just grand you moron.
That was the end of this chapter. I hope ya like it! Let me know whatcha think about it. I love ya guys and have a good day/night(:
Johnel: Burn the witch!