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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Don't Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer Update
Hello for the about three people that read my blog Don't Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer (Part 9) will be coming out late tonight or sometime tomorrow morning. It is going to be a triple chapter part for I think updates are going to slow because I picked up my pre order of Kindom Hearts 3D today and want to play through it to see if there are any jokes I can make using new knowledge of cannon. So until then.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Don't Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer (Part 8)
((Hey everyonneeee!! Gabe here, welllll I know that a lot of you have probably already read Chapter nine...wellllll...I'm sorry but that was actually chapter 10. ;;;;; GOMMEENNNN!! I'm soooo sorry!! 3;;; I accidentally got them mixed up! D:))/b
Johnel: That was just painful to read. Also I still doubt your claims of identity.
Axel picked Zexion up with ease, turning her in every direction thought possible to examine her, then his eyes finally settled on Zexion's flat belly.
Johnel: You know got to check your synthetics women for cracks now and then.
Zexion blinked, "Oh...I'm sorry...did you not want me to perform?"she frowned softly.
Axel blinked and snapped back into reality, "No no! I love your performances...it's just-" he paused and rubbed the back of his head, "I don't want you to hurt the baby...going upside down like that...I was just worried for him...or her." he lightly rubbed Zexion's belly and smiled softly.
Johnel: Of course that makes sense. No wait it doesn’t.
"I...how'd you know!?" Zexion gasped.
Axel chuckled, "I'm your lover. A lover has got to know."
Johnel: *As Axel* Because fuck you that’s why.
The small dancer rose an eyebrow and put her hand on her hips, "I don't believe that, it's not scientifically possible for you to just 'know' at this early in my pregnancy," she protested, crossing her arms.
Johnel: Well if you were a man the pregnancy itself would be impossible but seeing as you are a woman we will just leave it at that.
Axel laughed and ruffled her hair, "Okay okay! Me and Xigbar heard you talking to Demyx about pregnancy tests. Hehe...Xigbar freaked out, thinking he got Demyx pregnant..."
Johnel: Ha ha silly Xigbar thinking you could get a man pregnant.
"Ohh! You are such dorks!" Zexion pouted, flicking Axel in the forehead. Axel gave a small chuckle in surprise.
"So...is he mine?" was Axel's next question.
Johnel:*As Zexion* No it’s Kefka’s.
Zexion smiled and nodded, "I'm positive, because I knew I was pregnant before the first time I had sex with Lexaeus. It's fine."
Johnel: Wait I thought you had avoided that. Also glad to see you can still walk.
"You know, I'd be his father to the best of my abilities...even if it doesn't end up being mine," the red head giggled, poking Zexion in the belly once again.
Johnel: Mind that is abilities to be a father are very lacking.
Zexion squeaked and smiled, leaning up to kiss Axel gingerly. "I love you so much!" She said.
Johnel: You notice that both love interests are always taller in this scenario.
Axel nodded in agreement and held Zexion's hands, pulling her into his lap as he sat in one of the club's chairs. "You're so beautiful," he whispered into the girl’s mauve coloured hair. "I love you so much, and you are my beautiful sparkling diamond," he cooed, caressing Zexion's back.
Johnel: Mauve really? Also that diamond line is so cliché it was old before the internet.
Zexion gave a small laugh, "And you are my big red-headed lion,"s he purred, gently pulling one of Axel's spikes.
Johnel: Shut up we don’t need to be dragging the fur into this I’ve already got Sonic fics lined up and would like to wait until then to deal with it.
Also I cut out another paragraph of kissing but you didn’t miss much.
The mauve-haired girl pulled away and laughed, holding her sides as he rubbed tears from his eyes as he doubled over, his usually small voice sounding rather loud and attention gathering. Axel watched her and raised an inquisitive eyebrow.
Johnel: Well it seems she finally just snapped.
"Sorry...I'm...hehe, I'm sorry!" Zexion laughed. "You were...you were g-growling!" she snorted, flinging her head back as she went into another fit of laughter. "Y-You sounded like a dog...growling! Pft...ahahahaha!" she giggled.
Johnel: Really I thought he was a lion?
Axel watched him and frowned, "You have a weird sense of humor," he muttered.
"Grrr," Zexion said, snapping at Axel like a playful puppy. "Grrrowl!" she snorted.
Johnel: Honestly I’m starting to think the creator is just going through a mental break down at this point.
Axel watched him and a smile played on his lip. He let out a small laugh, "You are so weird," he said.
Johnel: Honestly weird is an understatement.
Johnel: That was just painful to read. Also I still doubt your claims of identity.
Axel picked Zexion up with ease, turning her in every direction thought possible to examine her, then his eyes finally settled on Zexion's flat belly.
Johnel: You know got to check your synthetics women for cracks now and then.
Zexion blinked, "Oh...I'm sorry...did you not want me to perform?"she frowned softly.
Axel blinked and snapped back into reality, "No no! I love your performances...it's just-" he paused and rubbed the back of his head, "I don't want you to hurt the baby...going upside down like that...I was just worried for him...or her." he lightly rubbed Zexion's belly and smiled softly.
Johnel: Of course that makes sense. No wait it doesn’t.
"I...how'd you know!?" Zexion gasped.
Axel chuckled, "I'm your lover. A lover has got to know."
Johnel: *As Axel* Because fuck you that’s why.
The small dancer rose an eyebrow and put her hand on her hips, "I don't believe that, it's not scientifically possible for you to just 'know' at this early in my pregnancy," she protested, crossing her arms.
Johnel: Well if you were a man the pregnancy itself would be impossible but seeing as you are a woman we will just leave it at that.
Axel laughed and ruffled her hair, "Okay okay! Me and Xigbar heard you talking to Demyx about pregnancy tests. Hehe...Xigbar freaked out, thinking he got Demyx pregnant..."
Johnel: Ha ha silly Xigbar thinking you could get a man pregnant.
"Ohh! You are such dorks!" Zexion pouted, flicking Axel in the forehead. Axel gave a small chuckle in surprise.
"So...is he mine?" was Axel's next question.
Johnel:*As Zexion* No it’s Kefka’s.
Zexion smiled and nodded, "I'm positive, because I knew I was pregnant before the first time I had sex with Lexaeus. It's fine."
Johnel: Wait I thought you had avoided that. Also glad to see you can still walk.
"You know, I'd be his father to the best of my abilities...even if it doesn't end up being mine," the red head giggled, poking Zexion in the belly once again.
Johnel: Mind that is abilities to be a father are very lacking.
Zexion squeaked and smiled, leaning up to kiss Axel gingerly. "I love you so much!" She said.
Johnel: You notice that both love interests are always taller in this scenario.
Axel nodded in agreement and held Zexion's hands, pulling her into his lap as he sat in one of the club's chairs. "You're so beautiful," he whispered into the girl’s mauve coloured hair. "I love you so much, and you are my beautiful sparkling diamond," he cooed, caressing Zexion's back.
Johnel: Mauve really? Also that diamond line is so cliché it was old before the internet.
Zexion gave a small laugh, "And you are my big red-headed lion,"s he purred, gently pulling one of Axel's spikes.
Johnel: Shut up we don’t need to be dragging the fur into this I’ve already got Sonic fics lined up and would like to wait until then to deal with it.
Also I cut out another paragraph of kissing but you didn’t miss much.
The mauve-haired girl pulled away and laughed, holding her sides as he rubbed tears from his eyes as he doubled over, his usually small voice sounding rather loud and attention gathering. Axel watched her and raised an inquisitive eyebrow.
Johnel: Well it seems she finally just snapped.
"Sorry...I'm...hehe, I'm sorry!" Zexion laughed. "You were...you were g-growling!" she snorted, flinging her head back as she went into another fit of laughter. "Y-You sounded like a dog...growling! Pft...ahahahaha!" she giggled.
Johnel: Really I thought he was a lion?
Axel watched him and frowned, "You have a weird sense of humor," he muttered.
"Grrr," Zexion said, snapping at Axel like a playful puppy. "Grrrowl!" she snorted.
Johnel: Honestly I’m starting to think the creator is just going through a mental break down at this point.
Axel watched him and a smile played on his lip. He let out a small laugh, "You are so weird," he said.
Johnel: Honestly weird is an understatement.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Sora's Lo...Assuming Direct Control (Part 1)
Johnel: Just thought
I’d take a break from the jolly old whore house and go over a couple of
chapters in a fan fiction I’d attempted to riff on a long time ago. The story
is called Sora’s love life by Not Your Original Girl on
fanfiction.net.
Hello Im doing a fanfic that i think alot of people out
there(You) Will like..Leave comments(:
Johnel: I’m pretty
sure I won’t like it at all.
I dont own kingdom hearts or any of the characters...except
for Hope. I made her up..but she's gonna be in the story later on..Enjoy! This
is the part where Sora and Kairi confess the most amazing thing..Yay!
Johnel: Well now I’m
worried about the mental age of the author but let’s ignore that and see what
the actually fic is like.
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The breeze was light and the sun was shinning and reflecting
off of the water as the waves crashed and hit the shore. It was a perfect day
at Destiny's Island and Sora and Kairi were enjoying it as they sat on a tree
with Paopu Fruites at the end.
Johnel: Already the
grammar is causing me physical pain.
Sora looked at Kairi, The beautifulest thing he had ever
seen. The wind was blowing her hair and the sun made her eyes sparkle, and it
made her skin look smooth. When Sora looked back at the endless water Kairi
looked at Sora. She loved his messy hair. She loved the way his eyes matched
the color of the water. She loved his tan colored skin it went good with his
black, yellow, and red outfit. Kairi looked back at the sea. It was the perfect
time for Sora or Kairi to confess their feelings for eachother.
Johnel: You know if I
didn’t know what happens in this fic I’d almost be hopeful that the author
would stick closer to cannon.
"Sora.." Kairi said. She pushed back her hair and
she put it behind her ears. She looked at Sora. His ocean-like-eyes were
watching her every move. And she liked that.
Johnel: Well I can
tell this fic won’t overdose on character descriptions yes in deed.
"Whats up Kairi?" Sora said. He loved the way
Kairi pushed her hair back. To him it looked like a father seeing his baby
daughter for the first time.
Johnel: Author look
at that last sentence and tell me why it was a good idea.
"Since the first time i met you..i liked you, and
now..i love you." Kairi said. Her hair fell infront of her face and she
let it. She thought it was hide the fact that she was blushing. Sora was
shocked. Angels sang songs in his head and he heard Kairi say that over and
over. Sora smiled he felt the same way and he was gonna let her know.
Johnel: Then get on
with it.
"Kairi..i love you too." Sora said as he put her
hair behind her ears. Kairi looked at Sora. He looked like he had seen a
godess.
Johnel: I think I
should start playing fanfic bingo for with the comparison to deity line I’d
almost have a winning card.
And Kairi looked like
she had seen a god. Sora put his hand on Kairi's cheek and she closed her
eyes..Sora felt like she was bringing him closer..and closer to her lips, but
she was. Slowly his face was going to hers. Sora breathed in deeply when his
lips were about to touch hers.
Johnel: zzzz…zzzzz…Huh
oh they still going I was just dozing off for a second there.
They were kissing for
the first time. Sora loved it as much as Kairi did. They knew they would be a
perfect couple. But what they didnt know was that Riku was watching from behind
a tree.
Johnel: O hai Riku.
He wasnt shocked at
all. He knew they would end up together from the begining. Riku's long silver
hair was in his face and his blind flod was over his eyes. His black coat was
getting dusky at the end because of the sand. But it wasnt notice able.
Johnel: Wait when
does this take place again?
Sora and Kairi pulled
away. Kairi bit her bottom lip and her white teeth showed. Sora licked his lip
and he closed his eyes. He saw their kiss over and over again in his head. He
couldnt stop seeing it. He loved it..he loved her. She loved it too..and she
loved him. They were so happy.
Johnel: You know
everyone puts all this crap into first kisses and all that but from experience
I don’t see the point.
They looked back at
the endless water as the sun touched the water. The sky started turning red.
Sora and Kairi held hands and Riku left. Sora and Kairi just watched the
sunset. There were no words from both of them and night fell.
Johnel: Yet the fic
just keeps gong.
"Sora..can you walk me home please..im getting
cold." Kairi said. Sora looked over at Kairi. At night her hair was calm,
and her eyes looked dark but sparkly at the same time. Her skin looked pale but
pleasant.
Johnel: We know what
she looks like stop telling us!
"Sure Kairi." Sora said. He jumped off the tree.
His hair was flowing with everymove he made, and his closed were loose. His
eyes stood out in the darkness of the night and his skin looked darker than
normal. His black fingerless gloves grabbed Kairi's waist as he helped her off.
When she jummped off her chest was close to Sora's. It almost looked like he
was hugging her. Sora kissed Kairi and he pulled away. He looked in her eyes.
He could get lost in them and Kairi could drown in his. Kairi moved closer to
Sora and they kissed again.
Johnel: At this rate
the hormones and flowery dialogue will keep them from getting anything done.
Then they started
walking to her house. When they reached the yard Kairi looked at Sora.
"Well goodnight." Kairi said.
"Goodnight Kairi..never forget..i love you." Sora
said.
Johnel: Well with
Sora’s track record everyone will forget who he is for another year in say a
weeks time.
“I promise you i will never forget if you dont ever forget i
love you." Kairi said.
"Okay i promise i wont." Sora said as he stuck out
his pinky.
Johnel: This is so
cheesy I think it might make a good topping for my pizza.
"I promise too." Kairi said as she intertwined her
pinky with his. Sora pulled her in to kiss her for the last time of the day.
Sora watched Kairi walk inside her house. When she was inside he started to
walk. But he stoped when he heard her scream.
Johnel: *As Kairi* Ah
a Spider!
Sora ran in and saw
her mom dead on the floor.
Johnel: I’m going to
guess adopted mother but I’m not exactly sure the author gets the whole from
another world we know nothing of the parents thing.
Sora ran up to
Kairi's room and they keyblade appeared in his hands when he opened the door.
Kairi ran to Sora and hugged him, she was crying. Sora looked at Kairi then he
looked back at the man in the room he had a sword in his hand. Sora ran to the
man and the guy tried to stab Sora. He missed and Sora stabbed the man.
Johnel: With the flat
tip of the Keyblade he stabbed a man? Okay I’d question it more but Sora has
cut through skyscrapers with that thing so I won’t doubt he found a way.
He fell to his knees
and he fell face forward on the floor. Sora turned around and Kairi ran in his
arms. They walked down the stairs to the living room. Sora picked up the dead
girl and he placed her on the purple sofa.
Johnel: Okay girl is
a bad choice of words to describe someone’s mother it just doesn’t fit.
Her heart came out and she dissappeard.
Johnel: Wait I
thought she was stabbed so why is she pulling a Jedi disappearing corpse on us?
Kairi buried her face
in Sora's chest and she began to cry. Sora couldnt take it. Each tear was like
a stabing to his heart. Sora kissed Kairi and they walked to Sora's house. When
they walked in Sora found his mom dead too.
Johnel: Well hey we
already have body count.
"That monster came here too and killed her.." Sora
said.
Johnel: Or one case
could have been a homeless man high on speed for this fic seems to not really
go anywhere with this later.
Tears filled his
eyes. Then just like Kairi's mom she fadded away. Sora and Kairi walked to
Sora's room and they layed on the bed. Kairi cried herself to sleep. When she
was asleep Sora looked around and made sure no one was in the room. When he
finished checking his room he checked the whole house. He heard a little crack
but it was just his dog Max.
Johnel: Oh god the
author is making reference to Disney no one is safe.
When Sora was done he walked to his room and layed next to
Kairi. She looked like an angel sleeping. Sora instently fell asleep. But what
no one else understands is how painful it is sleeping with a broken heart.
Johnel: Yes for no
one else has ever lost a love one or more than one in a single night.
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That was the end of the first chapter i hope you like
it..sorry about the sad ending. I just wanted it to be like Sora and Kairi been
through alot together..even though you guys know they have(Because of all the
kingdom hearts games.)
Johnel: So did you just
admit those murders were pointless?
So let me know
whatcha think. Was it sad? No! Was
it cool? No! was it romantic? No! Did you like it? No! Hate it? Yes! Let me know what you think. Every time you leave a review you
leave a place in my heart for you(:
Johnel: I’m praying
to Arceus then that every line of snark hurts you in some way.
Hey! its chapter two of this fanfic. I cant wait for you to
read it. I dont own kingdom hearts or any of the characters except for Hope.
Speaking of her this is the part were Sora meets her and Sora gets his heart
broken. Hope ya like it!
Johnel: Watch out for
Sues.
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The next morning Sora woke up but Kairi wasnt there.
"Kairi?" Sora yelled as he looked around his room and he ran out.
"Goodmorning Sora" Kairi said. Sora ran up to her
and he hugged her
"Kairi I though you were..." Sora couldnt finish
it because just saying it was too painful for him.
Johnel: How exactly
do you “though” something?
"Im fine Sora..i love you." Kairi said as she
gently kissed his soft lips.
"I love you too Kairi." Sora said as he kissed her
forehead.
Johnel: You know it
might be just me or the words I love you are being used to the point of all
meaning being lost.
"Do you want breakfast?" Kairi asked with a
giggle.
Johnel: *as Kairi*
For it isn’t like our parents have been murdered and we should be going to the
proper authorities or emotional scarred in any way tee-hee.
"Sure." Sora said. After a few min. Kairi walked
back with a plate of cooked eggs.
"Thank you Kairi." Sora said. Kairi smiled and she
sat in his lap. He took a bite of the eggs and he gave the other to Kairi.
Johnel: Boring.
"Well im gonna go take a quick shower." Kairi said
as she kissed Sora's cheek. She put her hair into a messy ponytale then she
skipped to the bathroom. Sora watched as the love of his life left. He heard
the water go on and he finished the eggs. Then he heard the water go off and a
few seconds later Kairi came
Johnel: A few second
shower really must be some kind of record. Also why put your hair up if you are
just going to hop in the shower right afterwards?
back out with her beautiful hair done, her amazing pink
clothes on, and her pale skin was soft. Sora smiled the he walked to the
bathroom. When the water was off Kairi walked to the bathroom. Sora was putting
gel in his hair. He stopped and smiled at Kairi.
Johnel:*Singing*
Boring this is so boring can something please just blow up ohhhh.
"Sora can we go out and do something tonight?"
Kairi asked as Sora finished putting on the gel.
"Sure Kairi." Sora said with a smile. The day went
by fast fir Sora and Kairi because they had something to look forward too.
Johnel: Bow chika wow
wow… sorry that was just terrible.
So that night Sora and
Kairi were holding hands as they walked to the island. Sora and Kairi passed a
beautiful girl.
Her black hair was as
long as Kairi's but her bangs were across her whole forehead and they were
alittle above her eye brows, her eyes sparkled all the time, her smile was
unique, and she was about as tall as Kairi. She was wearing a black t-shirt
that made her smooth, soft, and lightly tanned arms show, with black skinny
jeans and black vans.
Johnel: And not a
single fuck was given.
She had black fingerless gloves like Sora's and his eyes
were glued to her. Then Sora reminded himself. *Youre here with your
girlfriend..youre here with Kairi.* Sora snapped out of it and they continued
to walk.
Johnel: Yes Sora
resist the evil Sue’s attempts at indoctrination and stay on the path of
cannon.
They finaly reached
they beach. It was dark, the waves crashed alittle bit hard harder, and the
full.
Johnel: The full
toaster? The full bag of jelly beans? The Full House reunion special? The full
of shit author?
Sora and Kairi kissed
before they sat down on the cold and rough sand. When they did sit, they were
yanked up by mysterious people. "Kairi!" Sora yelled.
Johnel: *As Sora* Run
it’s the Elite Beat Agents!
She screamed in pain
because the people were beating her up while Sora was watching, but he couldnt
do anything because two strong guys were holding him back.
Johnel: Um if I may I’d
like to interject. Sora in the first game beat the shit out of what was
essential Satan so author you are full of bullshit!
Tears started to form in Sora's eyes. Kairi was
screaming..then she stopped..she was dead. A guy went up to Sora and he punched
him then they all left. Sora fell to his knees because he was hurt.
Johnel: A Big Lipped Alligator
Murder!
"Kairi!" Sora yelled. He started to crawl to the
dead girl. He was crying.
"Help!" That beautiful girl he saw was begin
chased by heartless. She tripped and the heartless were gonna get her.
Johnel: No Sora fight
the indoctrination none of this is real you can resist.
"Some help! Please! Ahh!" She was screaming. She
closed her eyes and thought the worst..she thought she was gonna die. Just then
she heard a BOOM! She opened her eyes and saw a boy holding a key like weapon
in his hand and he fell to his knees.
Johnel: Or you can
dive right in use your powers only for the Sue and fall for it like any idiot
who thought the ME3 endings were good.
"Oh no!" She said as she ran to him and she fell
to her knees.
"Are you okay?" The girl asked. He didnt answer.
She began to touch his chest were his heart would be.
Jonel: That isn’t how
you check for a pulse dumbass.
"You've been through alot havent you? You are
heartbroken, your in pain, and anger and rage is begining to fill your
heart..in other words your giving into darkness..please dont let it control
you."
Johnel: Oh I’m
mistaken it is just another ass pull Sue power.
When she was finished Sora opened his eyes. He saw big brown
eyes infront of his. He blinked a few times to see right..when he did he saw
the beauty that was more beautiful than Kairi infront of him.
Johnel: Glad to see
you have your priorities straight kid.
Her eyes were
worrried, her body was over his, her hair fell towards her face and one hand
was on his cheek. The glove was warm so his cheek was getting warm. When she
saw Sora's eyes open a smile flew across her face and her eyes sparkled with
joy. Sora was stareing into the beautiful girl's eyes. Then he rememberd Kairi.
He looked around and he saw her. He tried to get up but he was too hurt.
Johnel: Once again he
fought Satan yet some thugs hurt him this badly.
"That girl over there?" The girl asked. Her voice
was beautiful and calm.
Johnel: Yes go on
with how beautiful the Sue is why I bet she doesn’t even defecate and instead
rainbows come out her anus.
"Yeah." Sora answered and a smile was on her face.
"Why are you smiling?" Sora asked confused.
Johnel: Because she
is Harbinger in disguise and wants to use your Keyblade to move the cycle of
harvesting into new galaxies of course.
"Because i like your voice." She said. Sora smiled
"Thanks." Sora answered.
"Your welcome..so right the girl." She helped Sora
up. Her arm was around his waist and his arm was around her sholder. She walked
him to Kairi and tears formed in his eyes. He fell to his knees.
"Kairi.." Sora said.
Johnel:*As Sora* I
will completely forget your existence by the next chapter and instead bed this
Sue who is actually a Reaper hallucination.
"Was this girl your girlfriend?" She asked and
Sora nodded.
"Oh my god..im so sorry." She said. She bent down
to Sora.
"Im Hope." She said. Sora looked at her.
Johnel: Unoriginal
name is unoriginal.
"Im Sora." He said. Hope smiled.
"Lovely name..Sora." Sora smiled alittle.
"Thanks. He said. Hope helped Sora up and she walked
him to his house. Sora looked at Hope. Her hair was flowing with ever step she
took, her eyes were filled with pain because she saw Sora like that. And there
was no smile on her face. When they got to Sora's house Hope gently layed Sora
on his bed. She looked at him and he looked at her. A smile was on her face.
Johnel: *As the Sue I
mean Harbinger* This hurts you.
"Thanks Hope..youre a good friend." Sora said.
Johnel: Well he is a
lost cause.
"Sora..how am i already your friend we just met right
now." Hope said with a smile.
"Well a friend wouldnt have helped me here." Sora
said with a smile.
"Yeah..i guess...well Sora do you want me to come in
the morning and check on you or what?" Hope asked.
"Well why dont you just sleep here tonight." Sora
asked.
"Oh..umm okay..but im sleeping on the floor. And Sora
dont get any ideas." Hope said with a smile. Sora chuckled.
Johnel: Yes for that
is exactly what I would do after my girlfriend die. Have sex with a random
female less than twenty minutes later.
"Dont worry Hope im not a pervert. " He said. Hope
smiled and her eyes sparkled. They were really noticable. Sora smiled about
that and Hope layed on the floor.
"Goodnight Sora." Hope said with her eyes closed.
"Goodnight Hope." Sora said as he watch her. She
fell asleep and she looked so peaceful. Sora didnt understand it. He just lost
the love of his life but he's begining to be interested in her.
Johnel: Well isn’t
that just grand you moron.
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That was the end of this chapter. I hope ya like it! Let me
know whatcha think about it. I love ya guys and have a good day/night(:
Johnel: Burn the
witch!
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Don't Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer (Part 7)
Zexion re-entered the club with Demyx. She sighed and plopped into a maroon-brown chair; she was soon bombarded by men asking her questions such as:
Johnel:*As random
customer* Why are you the only women that works here?
"Where have you been!?"
and
"How could you leave me!?"
Johnel: Well aren’t
you a bit self-centered Mr. Customer.
They didn't dare touch Zexion, however, still fearful of
Saix who was watching from a fairly good distance; a glare occupying his face.
Johnel: Honestly you
start to wonder why they still go there with the fear of ninja attacks.
"Come on! One more dance for old times sake?" a
customer begged, he was soon joined by several other men who were starting
somewhat of a chant.
Johnel: Don’t mind me
by asking but why would they want just a dance? I mean this is a whore house
you can dream a little bigger.
"Yeah! Before
you leave us again!?" another customer yelled through the chants.
"Eh..." Zexion was stupefied. She loved all the attention and how they urged her on, but she couldn't, not after she
promised Lexaeus. She already broke
one promise by returning to the club; she
couldn't break another one. "...I can't," she explained sheepishly.
Johnel: *As
Fem!Zexion* At least until the author creates some added drama and has a couple
more paragraphs of padding.
"Your replacement is getting all the attention..."
Demyx whispered after then men had given up.
"R...Replace...replaceme...nt...?" Zexion seemed
to struggle getting the word out. Could she
have actually been replaced? Zexion gave Demyx a long hard stare, her eyes large in disbelief. No one and she meant NO ONE could steal his job as
number one!
Johnel: Yes for
number one cock sucker in the tri-state area is such prestigious position. Also
yes you can get replaced you don’t work there anymore remember dumbo?
Demyx frowned, "Yeah..." he said. "Some kid
named Mar something or the other... his parents kicked him out so he lives here
now, and works of course. And he's as popular as you were, before you started
to ditch us. But he's only so popular because he let's the customers touch
him-" Demyx leaned in some. "-/wherever/ they want! It's true!"
he nodded.
Johnel: No shit Sherlock
it’s a whore house!
Zexion snorted and narrowed her eyes at Marluxia.
Johnel: Well I was
starting to wonder where he was it is the kind of fic his character gets
dragged into.
"That's the /only/ reason he's as popular as I was! But
I have a little more-- no! Wayyy more class than that! Right Axel?" she growled, snapping her fingers angrily. She closed her eyes and stood proudly, waiting for her forbidden lover's response, but it never seemed to come.
Johnel: I guess Axel
used the pregnancy distraction to escape the fic.
Demyx looked around then back at Zexion who was still
waiting for an answer from Axel. Zexion's eyes shot open and averted towards
Marluxia's station. Not only was Axel there, but Xigbar as well as literally
the rest of the customers were there too. The other dancers were just as
confused as Zexion was; they all watched angrily. When Zexion got all of the
attention it was alright, but something about Marluxia made everyone of the
dancers angry.
Johnel: That
something was shit writing.
"Oh no he di'n't!" Demyx growled, spotting Xigbar
gawking at Marluxia.
Johnel: Demyx you are
as white as a Reshiram so shut up.
The dancers all ran to Zexion and pulled at her, "Zexion! Do Something!"
they cried, grouping up around her
and pulling her clothes.
"I'm sorry you guys, but I promised Lexaeus..."
Zexion apologized sadly.
"You mean your fiancee that you're cheating on with
Axel? The same fiancee that doesn't know you're pregnant with someone else? The
/very same/ fiancee that-"
Johnel: See even
Demyx could see the bullshit.
"That's enough!" Zexion yelled, cutting Demyx off
mid sentence. "I-I'll...do it, okay?" she sighed.
"Yay!" Every dancer was dancing around happily,
and acting a bit giddy. They were happy to see one of Zexion's awe inducing
performances.
Johnel: Why do I feel
this instead will be boring as all hell.
Demyx smiled and ran to his room, getting his sitar.
Johnel: He then
summoned water clones to murder everyone for it was clearly too late for them.
He strummed and a
slow song began to fill the air, perfect for setting the mood. The yells and
begs for attention the men were giving to Marluxia ceased and everyone stopped
to look at Demyx. He climbed onto the large stage with some difficulty and got
the microphone, firmly grasping it in pale hands. He was a bit sweaty, and
stage-shy with everyone watching him.
Johnel: He has stage
fright…. Is the author not understanding what these characters do for a living?
A loud sound emitted from the two large amplifiers when
Demyx dropped the microphone and it rolled. He squeaked and covered his ears,
bending over to pick up the fallen mic. "S-sorry!" he squealed. The
crowd gave some irritated boos at the loud static sound. Demyx sniffed and felt
like he was going to cry from embarrassment, but some encouraging words from
his friend back stage urged him on.
Johnel: Honestly how
does this place stay in business.
"G-Gentlemen a-and d-dancers. Please...ahem p-please
give your w-warmest greetings to...Z-Zexion..th...the cloaked scheme-mer...” he
gave a bubbly smile and decided it wasn't that scary when the men blinked and
started to cheer. He ran off of the stage and started the music.
Johnel: *Singing* Don’t
hold me closer cloaked dancer. Go lay your feet down on the highway. Get your
legs crushed by the moving metal. You’ll never dance another day.
A single beam of
light shined down at the pole on the stage, and the short beauty stepped
forward from behind the curtains.
Johnel: Then was
promptly fainted never dancing a bit.
Zexion had changed into a maid's outfit. It was a dark
purple with light purple frills and bows. It was short and hardly covered the
little purple panties hidden underneath. She
hugged the pole tenderly and waltzed around it in a slow suspenseful fashion.
The girl bent over and licked her fingers seductively , her pointer finger pulled out and traced
her cherry pink lips and went down
to her collar bone and chest.
Slender fingers explored his own body, eliciting moans from the horny old men.
Johnel: Of course
this was more moans of irritation for this show was incredibly boring.
The small girl
wrapped a single leg and a single arm around the pole and she slowly started to grind against it, making the most adorable
face she could. She managed himself upside down and wrapped both legs around the
pole, purposely letting her dress
(which was more of a shirt than anything) fall to reveal her porcelain thighs and tightening panties.
Johnel: He also has a
liver of copper. Also this is very bland and not at all sexy.
When she looked
over she saw her redheaded lover. She
gave a sensual smile, which only received a worried frown. Zexion got down from
her upside down position and danced
around the pole some more. She
stopped and picked up the microphone, "Thank you everyone!" she giggled, receiving saddened voices
that didn't want him to stop. "Please enjoy our other talented
dancers!" she smiled brightly. She watched happily as the customers
visited the many other stations then she
slowly made her way towards Axel.
Johnel: *As a random
customer* You suck!
"Are you alright?" he asked worriedly.
Johnel: Eh I’ve got nothing else. Play me off Burlesque!
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Don't Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer (Part 6)
Johnel: Alright I’m
just going to do Chapters 6 and 7 at the same time so let’s do this.
Zexion came out of the bathroom. He rubbed his stomach and
looked at Lexaeus, "I'll be sleeping in one of the guest rooms until I get
better. I don't want you to get sick," he said softly.
Lexaeus nodded, "I understand," he said, kissing
Zexion's forehead. "Now go and get ready for bed, I'll have Cloud bring
you some tea," he smiled softly. Zexion nodded and scurried off. He sighed
and hopped into his pajamas then layed in bed. He turned down the lights then
took out his stuffed teddy that Vexen had given him.
Johnel: Okay he
sleeps with a teddy bear at his age… actually I have no idea how old he is
supposed to be I’ll have to look this up later.
Thankfully it didn't bother Lexaeus for him to still keep
it, he convinced Lexaeus Vexen was a father figure of sorts.
Johnel: Unfortunately
Birth By Sleep makes this weirder in context.
He snuggled the
teddy, "I love you Vexy," he sniffed softly.
Johnel: Also use of
Vexy causes baby sparrows to be lit on fire so just warning fan fiction writers
now.
Once again while
Zexion was absorbed in his own thoughts he didn't hear a pebble as it hit his
window. After the annoying sound of tapping filtered through his head he sat up
and walked to his window.
Johnel: The pebble at
the window cliché really author?
"God damnit what do you wa-" Zexion stopped dead
in his tracks when he saw the familiar ginger hair and soft, yet bright emerald
eyes. He rubbed his eyes and turned. Just a hallucination!
Johnel: Well with his
line of work drugs are something that most likely get passed around.
he yelled in his
head. When you turn around...it will be gone.And so he turned, but
unfortunately then grinning man was still waving like an idiot.
Johnel: Well at least
the idiot part is right.
"Yo Zexy! Why'd you leave me?" the ginger yelled
up. "I waited for WEEKS for you to come back! And finally someone told me
you were gone!"
Johnel: So Zexion
didn’t tell him? Also three baby seals.
"Shh!" Zexion screamed through gritted teeth. He
looked around. "Hold on! I'll come down!" he whispered quite loudly.
Looking around, Zexion tried to find something to lower himself down. He looked
in a large trunk and found an escape ladder in case of fires. He climbed down
and jumped into Axel's arms, hugging him and kissing him all over.
Johnel: Convenient ladders
and more corny actions it is just my lucky day.
"You left me!" Zexion said finally. "You left
and then I had to go...with my...new husband..." he said, looking down
sadly.
Johnel: It isn’t like
you work at a whorehouse and he might have a job or something.
"You're married...already!?" Axel asked.
"B-but...it hasn't even been that long!" he gasped.
Johnel: Well those
crazy Vegas weddings you know.
Zexion shook his head, "No, not married yet...a few
more months though," he said. "I...I really love you though...he's
not..as passionate as you are," he whispered, lightly kissing the red
head's temple. Axel picked him up bridal style and nuzzled him happily.
Johnel: How’d he
reach Axel’s temple?
"I love you too," he whispered. "I love you
so much I can't stand it.
Johnel: Gag me with a
chakram this is bad.
Zexion giggled softly and wrapped his arms around Axel's
neck, pulling him into a deep and loving kiss. They rolled their tongues
together, loving every moment of the exchange.
Johnel: Until they
both had their name written in the Death Note and died the end.
Axel slowly sat down then layed back and pulled Zexion on
top of him. One of his hands slowly traveled up Zexion's tiny pajama shirt
while the other worked it's way down his silky purple shorts. Zexion gasped
slightly and his head went back as he let out a small moan.
Johnel: Ready shields
the author might go through with the sex scene .
Axel contentedly nudged Zexion and nipped at his neck,
"I love you," he iterated. He was so drawn into Zexion right now, he
never wanted the moment to end. He felt somewhat depressed when he realized he
was the one that had to stop the moment. He pulled his hands back and sat
Zexion up. "Not here," he whispered softly against the boy's neck.
Zexion moaned in discontent.
"Whhyyy?" Zexion's small voice groaned.
Johnel: Well from
what I can tell you are on the cold ground in a backyard so maybe that would be
a bit uncomfortable.
Axel stood up and held him close, rocking him like a child.
Johnel: That does not
help this story’s case what so ever.
"We're still in public, hun," he whispered with a
small laugh. He stroked Zexion's hair, "Let's go back with Demyx and the
others, they said you haven't come to see them since you left for this stupid
mansion..." he said, sounding a little upset. His emerald eyes met with
Zexion's ocean blue ones then their lips met in another passionate kiss.
Johnel: Yes for if I
was in that position I totally would like to go visit a whorehouse I worked at
socially and not cut ties trying to forget it.
Zexion broke it and nodded, "Let's go...I miss
them," he smiled.
Axel nodded and carried him off, nuzzling him every now and
again.
Johnel: So he walked
there carrying Zexion the whole way? He must be sore after that.
--
"Hello? Zexion, sir?" Cloud was tired of knocking
on the boy's door so he simply barged in with the silver tray covered with
cakes and tea.
Johnel: *As Cloud* I’ve
brought cake and rape I mean cake and tea.
Cloud's sunglass covered eyes looked around, finding no
trace of the boy. "Zexion?" he asked again. Blinking softly with a
hint of worry in his crystal eyes, he ran to the bed setting the tray down. His
eyes averted toward the window where the rope ladder hung.
Johnel: Well ZExion
is an idiot.
He ran towards it and looked out, seeing a flick of Axel's
bright red hair. He grinned and snickered softly.
"This is rich," he laughed.
Johnel: Also Chapter
7 starts now.
The night had been one of the best of Zexion's life. He got
to see his old friends, meet some new regulars at the club and most of all he
got to spend time with his Axel. His ginger headed emerald eyed flame thrower.
Flame thrower was a new nickname Axel received because he was so great with
handling fire.
Johnel: Oh come on at
least get the nickname from the game right if you are going to do things like
this.
"Soo...Demyx?" Zexion asked, looking at the
handsome boy. Demyx looked over and nodded, signaling Zexion to go on with his
talking. Zexion bit his lip and continued.
Johnel: For Zexion
has no spine and requires permission for everything.
"Hey...bud...can we talk in private?" Zexion
finished.
"I..uh...I suppose," Demyx said, already making
his way to the corridor marked 'employees' only.
"I think I'm pregnant!" Zexion blurted out.
Johnel: No.
Demyx blinked, "Wha-...what?" he asked, eyes wide
with surprise at the sudden outburst.
Johnel: No.
"No time for repeats! We have to get to the store...I'm
scared Demyx! I'm so scared!" Zexion sniffed, hugging the other boy
lightly.
Johnel: No. No. No.
Demyx grabbed his hand. "It's okay Zexy w-we'll get a
test and it'll show you you aren't pregnant!" he said, running out of the
corridor. "We'regoingtothemarketokaybye!" he managed to say in one
breath. The others blinked in confusion at the boy's franticness, but waved to
them and began to talk amongst themselves once more.
"Get twenty!" Zexion demanded. Demyx blinked in confusion.
"Just do it! One of them has to be right!" he said. Demyx quickly
obeyed and put a handful in the basket. They ran to the front desk and waited
impatiently. They didn't care that everyone in the line as well as the cashier
was giving them odd looks.
"Hurry hurry!" Demyx yelled.
"It's an emergency!" Zexion cried.
The cashier kept her same slow pace. "Wait, Demyx! Go
get like..ten Monsters!" Zexion said, pointing to the back. Demyx nodded
and scurried to the drinks, getting fifteen just in case.
Johnel: Yes drink
energy drinks and not be pregnant.
"Will you boys be able to pay for this?" the woman
asked, raising a thin eyebrow.
"Ugh! Yes! Just hurry!" Zexion yelled. Demyx set
the drinks down and they both waited frantically again. "That'll be-"
Zexion looked at the price, it was well over one hundred dollars. He didn't
feel like getting out the change because he was in such a rush so he pulled out
two hundred dollar bills and set them down. "Keep the change!" he
yelled, grabbing the bags and running off.
Johnel: I don’t want
to know where those bills have been.
Demyx sprinted after
him worriedly, starting to believe that Zexion actually /could/ be pregnant.
Johnel: I will repeat
no.
They ran all the way back to the club and, ignoring the
older men's greetings, ran to Demyx's old room. Demyx's room as the most
comforting of all of the rooms. The walls were sea blue and the carpets were a
sandy brown. It resembled the beach, the place Demyx had always dreamt of
living near.
Johnel: Count how
many fucks I give. Stumped the answer is none.
Zexion charged to the restroom with one of the tests. After
about an excruciating hour Zexion had finished every test. Demyx layed them all
out on the bed and they started to search through them. "Oh look!"
Demyx said, picking one up. "This one has a frowny face! This one has a
frowny face!" he giggled excitedly. Zexion took it, "Really!?"
he gasped happily. Demyx nodded and handed it to him.
Johnel: Oh thank
Arceus that it’s negative.
Zexion cried when he saw it, "That's a smiley face
y-you idiot!" he sniffed, throwing it at him. Demyx looked at it again
"...o-oh...s-sorry!" he gasped.
They both looked at all the rest, "They're
all...positive..." Zexion said. "That means I'm pregnant! O-Oh...oh
my god!" he cried, hugging Demyx.
Johnel: ………. Suffer
Foolish Fools!
Also Zexion is now
Veronica for she is not a man. She has a vagina, a clitoris, fallopian tubes, a
cervix, and a mother fucking uterus! This is not a man! In fact from now on I
will edit appropriately.
Demyx hugged him back, "Wait! Maybe-"
Zexion covered Demyx's mouth. "Don't give me any of
that maybe shit..." she
sniffed. "I can't take it right now..."
Demyx nodded and hugged him. "Is it...Lexaeus'?"
he asked.
Johnel: No it is only
going to be her twu wuv Axel.
"No...couldn't be...I haven't had sex with him yet. We
did...almost once...but then I got sick..."she said softly.
Johnel: Great show of
control there small tits.
Demyx nodded to show Zexion he understood.
"Well...hmm...are you...gonna get rid of it?" he asked softly.
Johnel: Yes get rid
of the horrible demon spawn so it may never walk the earth.
Zexion shook her
head, "Dear god no! I could never kill someone as defenseless as
that..." she whispered.
Johnel: Okay I’m not
going to take a stance on the abortion issue but this isn’t a baby it is a
demon spawn of fiction so just suck it out with a vacuum.
Demyx nodded again and held her close, "Well...I'll help you get through it! All of
it!" he said.
Zexion sighed and looked up at Demyx, "Hey Dem...have
you ever felt like someone is just using you for sex...because your cute and
not because they love you?" she
asked.
Johnel: For it isn’t
like you work at a whore house or anything.
Demyx rose an eyebrow, "Zexion...look were we
work," he laughed.
Johnel: Thank you
Demyx for making my points for me.
"Oh...yeah..." Zexion laughed softly. She really believed Lexaeus didn't love
her...only liked her because she was cute, but Axel saw beyond that.
Johnel: Sure dumbass
sure he does.
Zexion knew this
because every time she looked in the
red head's eyes the red head looked back with loving emerald eyes taht said
Axel wanted to spend the rest of his days with Zexion. She sighed at the thought, maybe it was only a fairy tale after
all...to be with the one you truly love.
Johnel: Yes for it
isn’t a fairy tale Veronica it is a creepy person’s fan fiction. Also utilized Youtube videos are not made by me though I don't know if I need to say that.
Don't Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer (Part 5)
"Zexion?" Lexaeus asked.
Zexion looked at him, "Yes?" he asked, smiling
lightly.
Johnel:*As Lexaeus*
Do you ever feel not fresh?
"I'd like yo get to know you better," Lexaeus
nodded, facing Zexion. Zexion looked at him and then down in thought.
"Well...I like to dance, obviously," he laughed lightly. "and
I'm really good at cooking and baking, I love it! And well...it's kind of embarrassing
to say, but my life's dream is to be an actor. That's why I started working at
Xemnas' place cus we have these little...acts we put on. Like once me and
Demyx-"
Johnel: Whorehouse
equals acting career? Why do I have a feeling this Zexion might have gotten a
negative on an IQ test.
"We don't need to hear your life's story," Cloud
groaned from the next seat over.
Johnel: Good to see I’m
not the only one that wants this to stop.
"Don't be so rude, Cloud," Lexaeus growled lowly.
Cloud stuck his tongue out and turned upside down like a bored child. He looked
at Zexion and blushed slightly. He was able to see up the small opening of
Zexion's shorts where a pair of pink girl's panties complete with strawberry
decor were in view. He grinned like a kid in a candy shop and kept looking from
behind his sunglasses.
Johnel: Cloud stop
you need to be the sane one here.
Zexion shifted uncomfortably, only making Cloud's view
better. The small slate haired boy felt paranoia in the air, like he was being
watched by someone unwanted.
Johnel: Well no shit
Sherlock.
Shrugging the thought away he looked at Lexaeus and began
again. "Well...my entire life I've wanted to be an actor, and I did
everything to try to pursue my dream!" he smiled softly. "But it's
getting nowhere."
Johnel:*As Zexion* I
mean I’ve slept with so many men at least one of them has to be a Hollywood producer
whoe will see my natural acting talent
as I go down on him.
Lexaeus looked at him and his eyes grew somewhat solemn,
"So you started working with that Xemnas fellow to pursue this
dream?" he asked. "Because it was easy, right?"
Johnel: No because he
was an idiot.
Zexion nodded, "Yeah, it was that closest thing I'd get
to becoming an actor, the audience...was not what I was expecting, but it's
close," he smiled.
Johnel: Yes for
Youtube, street performances, acting troops, and theater in schools are
non-existent in this universe apparently.
Lexaeus watched him more and was silent, he gave a soft nod
and looked forward. Zexion looked up at him and did something daring; he layed
his head in Lexaeus' lap and layed the rest of his body across the leather
seats of the limo. He looked up at Lexaeus to see if he felt uncomfortable by
this.
Johnel: Somewhat bold
but at the same time would you really think a man who buys a whorehouse worker
to marry him is uncomforted by anything?
The larger man smiled and began to pet Zexion's tiny head.
Zexion smiled and closed his eyes, nuzzling Lexaeus' stomach.
Johnel: Okay so
Zexion is now one of those little purse dogs.
Cloud was now sitting up, pouting angrily, just when he was
starting to get turned on. Ah, well he thought, a malicious smile on his lips.
I have my ways...
Johnel:*As Cloud* Yes
I have access to the internet with plenty of legal material for sexual
satisfaction and am in no way going to get my rape on.
Zexion opened his eyes and looked at Cloud. Something about
the man made him uneasy...and he seemed awfully close with Lexaeus. If Cloud
was /that/ rude and wasn't fired yet. Maybe they have a close bond Zexion
thought. "So...do you two know each other personally?" he asked,
figuring that would get his answer.
"We're cousins," Cloud smiled, "Why?"
Zexion anticipated the 'why'. "No reason, you two just
seem so close," he giggled softly.
Johnel: Stop giggling
it’s creeping me out. Also Cloud and Lexaeus being related is just really weird
out of all the suddenly related fanfic set ups I’ve seen.
Lexaeus smiled at him then looked out the window,
"We're here," he said softly, lifting Zexion up and pulling him into
his lap. He lightly nibbled his ear, receiving a moan from the boy.
Johnel: Dude you are
in the drive way wait a few minute before the (few hours of sex later) will
you.
"Come now,"
he said, helping Zexion out of the limo. "You say you want to be an
actor?"
Zexion nodded, "More than anything in the entire
world!"
Johnel: We know!
Lexaeus smiled, "After dinner we will meet my parents,
my father is a director. I'll have him speak with you a little and then after
we get married I promise you'll be an actor," he said softly, holding
Zexion close to him in a hug.
Johnel: Ha ha! Contrivance.
Zexion smiled, "Really?!" he gasped happily,
jumping up and down with joy.
Cloud watched from behind, watching Zexion bounce like that
was...it was too much. "Excuse me Master," he bowed, leaving the
room.
Johnel:*As Cloud* I have to go do non rape related things
yes.
Zexion looked up at Lexaeus again, "Thank you so
much!" he said softly. Axel would never have been able to do that...he
knew this because Axel had told him he wasn't rich like Lexaeus.
Johnel: Somewhat
shallow but what do I care.
He said "I'm not
rich with money...but I am rich with love."
Johnel: That is so
corny I could have it as a side with some mashed potatoes.
Zexion made a
mistake...he laughed it off. He realized, unfortunately the next day when it
was too late, that love was not something you should laugh at.
"Zexion?" Lexaeus asked. Zexion looked up and
smiled, "Haha, sorry I was spacing out," he nodded.
Johnel:*As Zexion* I think is time for a convenient time skip how
about you?
It was now three weeks that Zexion had been living at the
mansion and he had been thinking of Axel less and less. The mansion, as well as
everyone in it.
Johnel: I feel
something is missing but I can’t say what.
He went to see
everyone at the club constantly and it was a pleasant visit every time he went.
Zexion was walking with Lexaeus now, they were holding hands and strolling
along the hallways. Axel had creeped his way back into Zexion's thoughts, and
he was just getting rid of them too...
Johnel: So now we
have Axel Master of The Creep in this fic too.
Zexion, once again absorbed in his own thoughts, hadn't
realized they entered a room. Lexaeus leaned down and lightly kissed Zexion.
Zexion was slightly taken aback, but he returned Lexaeus' kisses.
Johnel: Yes for it is
so strange to be kissed by someone who bought you specifically for marriage.
Zexion's steps slowly
led them to the bed and the smaller boy layed down, only to be pinned by the
larger man.
"Wait!" Zexion yelled, trying to push Lexaeus off
of him.
Johnel: *As Zexion*
You aren’t my seme twu wuv!
Lexaeus sat up and looked back at him, "Zexion, what's
wrong?" he asked.
Johnel: Could be he’s
afraid you’ll split him in half.
Zexion ran to the bathroom and slammed the door shut.
Lexaeus walked to the door worriedly.
"Z-Zexion?" he asked, knocking lightly on the
door.
Johnel: Wait better
idea he has a chestburster and is about to die so the fic can instead become
some sort of Xenomorph versus Organization XIII battle.
Zexion was silent, only the sound of his whimpering was
audible. "I-I'm just... a little sick!" he yelled to him. He
absentmindedly put a hand on his stomach, "Just a little sick..." he
repeated, whispering to himself now.
Johnel: Really you
don’t say?
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