???: The Pocket Dimension Theater a place where the
worst of fanfiction is riffed to prevent their vile darkness from poisoning the
multiverse. A lone protector face hidden in secret…
Ienzo:*Warps in* What
are you doing?
Johnel: I preforming
a monologue.
Ienzo:*Rubs his
temples* Why would you be doing that?
Johnel: For the
audience. So what made you decide to join me again?
Ienzo: Let’s just say
a Mary Sue was accidently brought over and I have to be out of the room while
Even dissects it. Apparently the creatures grow stronger when objects of their
“affections” are in sight.
In the creepy lair of the dark ones their
Johnel: You know I
think this is the first time I’ve seen someone use “their” instead of “there”.
Ienzo: May whatever
deities watch over us have mercy.
was Sauron from lord
of the rings, voledomor from the harrpotter and also Morded and some evil ghost
and ther was eben some skelton
Johnel: Couldn’t even
think of more than three villain names could you?
and also a Lic King from Wrodl fo Warcraf. They sat around a
tabel maked from skul of their enemy. "We must kill harry" said
Voldermor. "Yes and also we must kil King Aurthr because he has many
nights
Johnel: 1001 Arabian
nights to be precise.
that coud come and
harm us" agree Morded. Sauron smash the tabel with iron glove and said
"We mist also stop frodo and sam and gandalt and all those from destroying
the ring becayse the ring will destroy all of us."
Ienzo: I’m sure the
idiot that wrote this didn’t realize that makes no logical sense. Why stop
someone from destroying something you said could harm you?
Lick King said
"I agree" and the evil skeleon and ghost roared with agreement.
Suddeny a dark man appered in the dorway of the room. It was a man made of
blood.
Johnel: That just seems
really stupid when you say it out loud.
He said "Evil
lord, we have knews of the Aurthr and harry poter! I saw them go into dark
creep castel
Johnel: Why does Dark
Creep Castle sound like a brothel for Ann Rice fans?
Ienzo: Should I dare
ask what makes you come to that conclusion?
Johnel: You tell me.
Apparently you had quite the successful career in a brothel as Zexion.
Ienzo:
at night
yesterday" Voldemor utterd an evil lauf and said "Ha ha ha! We will
attack them tonite!" And so bunch of skeleton and ghsot and also ringwrath
and death feeder from harry potter went to find the castel and attack Aurthur
and harry.
Johnel: So they are
going to attack them with a bunch of mooks from a Castlevania game?
As Aurthr, lancelto and the nights and harry sat inside the
castle and talk they herd a knock at the windo. Aurthr peered out of door and
saw a man in a hat with a whip.
Johnel: Someone must
of called a Belmont in to fight the drak ones.
It was indian jones!
"Hello indian Jones"
Johnel: Or Harrison
Ford’s clone
Aurthr said out of window. "Hello aurthr" said
indian jones. "I have hard
Johnel: Please there
is a child and a sexually repressed researcher sir!
Iezno: What reser….
oh very funny you simplistic asshole.
ther was a holey grail in here!" "Yes there is but
it is also golbet of fire from harry potter book" "Oh ok"
"We could use your jelp
Iezno: Jelp?
Johnel: A Jeep made
of jelly perhaps?
to stop the dark ones
from getting it because if tey do they wil destroy the wrold" "Ok I
will help" said indian jones and he cane and sat round the table with the
rest of them. "So we must make a plan to stop the drak ones and their evil
plot to kill all the peopel on world" "Yes" replid harry as he
scrated his scar in thought. Indian jones brougt a crystal skull form his
pocket and said "This skul is magicl.
Johnel: No it is an
alien’s skull. Did you even watch the fourth movie?
Ienzo: Why did you?
Johnel: … You win
this round pretty boy.
It can help us to
destroy the dark ones" "Good idea" said Aurthr. So they made a
pln to use the crystal skul to stop Voldemor and the rest of the drak ones from
their evil plot to destroy the wrodl.
So Aurthr indian jones and harry potter and also lancelt
spent the night at the old creep castel. They all went to sleep but suddenly a
noise woke them up. indian Jones look out of window and saw a army of skeleton ghost
Johnel:
and death feeder and
ringwrath led by the man made of blood. "Gasp" he cried and told the
others what he had sawn. "Quick get your wepons"
Johnel: *Readies a
Brute Shot*
Iezno: Where did you
even get that?
Johnel: Let’s just
say a lot of people needed some cash to get their houses back in 2553.
said Aurthr so they got their weaons ready. Aurthr had
exaclibur harry had a wand and indian Jones wipped a pistol out of his pocket
with his whip and put it into his hand and then he loded it with bullet.
Johnel:*In a bad
Russian accent* No man smarter than bullet.
Lancelt went downstair to get the other nights to help.
Indian jones fired bullets at the skeletos and they fell down ded.
Ienzo: Yes for
obviously a creature of living bone can be destroyed by handgun bullets.
Harry did a spell and some ghost were destroyed and then
Aurthur jumps throu the window and used exalibur to kil some of the death
dealer.
Johnel: Apparently
the death feeders were happy to just eat their own fallen allies.
The lead death deeler was lucis malfoy. He tried to do a
avadra kadabra
Johnel:*Sings* Avada
Kedavra!
Ienzo:*Sings* What a
wonderful phrase!
Johnel:*Sings* Avada
Kedavra!
Ienzo:*Sings* Ain’t
no passing craze!
Johnel:*Sings* It
means I’m killing
Ienzo:*Sings*
Mudbloods, House Elves, or Slaves!
Both:*Singing* It’s
our problem freeeeee philosophy! Avada Kedavra!
Johnel: So…
Ienzo:*Smacks with
Lexicon* I’m half Disney it curses me to join in song numbers.
spell but then Aurthur stab him with xcalibur and the blood
poored down his front and robes. He screamed "Ah ah" but Aurtur did
not stop stabing him until he fell down on the flor ded.
Johnel: Anticlimaxes
it is a way of life.
Then the ringwrath
and the man mad
Johnel:*As Man of
Blood* Rawr I’m mad!
of blood and some
ghost that were not killed by harry spell ran away back to the dark ones secret
lar to tell what had happed. "I am sorry drak ones but we coud not stop
them they were too powerrful for lucicus and his death deelers."
"What!" yelled Suaron and the lick king and they stood up in anger.
"I am sorry" said the man made of blood with a pathefic voice but
they did not listen. "Next tim
Johnel: Tim! How
could you give your girth to evil!
we must make sure we
defet them" "Yeah" agreed Vodlermor.
Johnel: So Ienzo
going to join for the next part.
Ienzo: On three
conditions. One I get to run a little experiment of unspecified type using the
theater, two you are to make Lea riff on a story of my choosing, and three you
will never tell anyone I sang or I will kill you.
Johnel:*Smiles
brightly* Okay see you then!
Ienzo: I loathe you.
*leaves*
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