Johnel: Ah it is nice
to just kick back relax and read something other than My Inner Life for a
change.
Ienzo:*Warps* Okay
why am I here for this stupid past time of yours?
Johnel: I let you out
of the Don’t Hold Me Closer Cloaked Dancer and are letting you and Even use the
pocket dimension to conduct timeline experiments with the NGE universe.
Ienzo: I see fine
what are we doing?
Johnel: Well let’s
just say it is special.
Once apon a tim
Johnel: He must
indeed be a man of great girth this Tim.
Ienzo: What is this
the memories of a six year old?
King Aurthur and Lancellot were siting in Camelot round the
round tabel.
Johnel: Aurthur and
Lancellot were the little known clones of the heroes of legend.
Sudden a night
Johnel: Guess what
the main problem of this fic is?
Ienzo: I don’t know.
That I have to deal with you?
Johnel:
carged into the room
and yelled "Aurthur! We know were the Holey Grayil is!"
Johnel: And the pants
are dead!
Ienzo: Ah yes the
Grayil a mythic object known to lower the IQ of whoever drinks from it by one
hundred points.
Aurthur gassped "I have been lookign for this cup for years!
Aurthur gassped "I have been lookign for this cup for years!
Johnel: You could
have just bought a new cup you know. In fact this one has holes anyways so what
good is it?
Quick, Lancelot, we
must gather the army and go on qeust to get it!"
Ienzo: If you think
of usin…..
Johnel:
Ienzo: I hate you.
So then Lancellot and
Aurther
Johnel: It seems
Aurthur was busy so he sent is other clone.
and all the other
nights went on ther horses and rode toward the palce were the night had said
the greil was hidden.
Johnel: End of
Chapter 1.
Ienzo: That was not a
chapter that was a….
Johnel: Paragraph?
Ienzo: No that would
be an insult to good paragraphs.
When Aurthir
Johnel: A third
clone? Man they’re going through them faster than Ienzo and Even.
Ienzo:*Points
Lexicon* What do you know of the Soryu cloning project!
Johnel: The what now?
Ienzo:*Nervously rubs
back of head* Nothing at all completely unimportant.
and Lancelot and all
the rest of the nights made it to the place they sawd an old rooined castel.
Johnel: Well of
course it is ruined you hit it with a comically oversized saw.
In the castle was a scary lite made from a pumkin and some
crepy candels. "We must be care"
Johnel: *As
Aurthu,e,i,r* Yes these Care Bear costumes are the perfect disguise men!
said Aurthur as he
wander into the castel door. As he went insid ther was a flash of magic and
Aurthur fell down.
Johnel:*Waggles
Finger* Comedicus Tripicus!
Ienzo:*Opens Lexicon
points at Johnel* Fira!
"What
happen!" cryd aurthr "Who are you?"
Johnel:*Still on
fire* I Am through lice..
Ienzo:*Opens Lexicon*
Silence!
said a voice from the
dark. Aurthur look up and it was a small boy with glases and black hair. He had
a skar on hs face and then he knew who it was. "Harry
Johnel:
Ienzo: Silenced yet
you still continue to taunt me.
Potter!"
yelled Authr loudlyt
"King Aurthr and Lancelot" repliyed harry. "We have come her to
seek the holey grail, do you know were it is?"
Johnel:
"Yes, the grail
is atually the goblet of fire from the harry poter book"
Ienzo: First that is
most likely the most unintelligent sentence I’ve ever heard and two I do
believe you’ve broken the Fourth Wall beyond repair.
Johnel:*Spell wearing
off* Time is warped and space is bendable.
"Gasp"
Aurthu said as he stood uprite. "Yes, it is ture. We must join forces and
use it power to stop the dark ones!"
Ienzo: The what?
Johnel: Zexion/Demyx
fangirls maybe.
"what are the dark ones" "They are all the
evil wizard from harry potter books and also Morderd from King Aurthur story
and also orcs from Lord of Ring plus some other."
Johnel: In other
words bullshit we just made up.
"Ok" said Authur as he wented outside to get
lancelto.
Johnel: Hey did you
count the number of clones in this thing?
Ienzo: No and I wish
to not suffer through this experience again.*Leaves*
Johnel: Fine be that
way. I’ve got a bad Kingdom Hearts fic on the back burner for you anyways.
*Leaves*
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