Ienzo:*Warps in* Okay
though I normally warp to access this den of horrors but I have to ask why are you locked in
here?
Johnel: Well remember
Link’s reaction to the last part of My
Inner Life?
Ienzo: The threat to
take your ocular virginity with his sword?
Johnel: Yeah he’s
been trying to go through with that lately so I thought I’d hang out in here
until he calms down.
The drak ones suddeny stoped their meeting as the door open.
Then some nazi and the russian woman from indian Jones and the crystal skull
came inside.
Iezno: Already
starting and I’m safe to assume that something horrible had already been
committed?
Johnel: Well the
Crystal Skull is post World War 2 so unless this is a more a Neo Nazi this
won’t fly.
They all had gun and lots of bullets
Ienzo: Yes for a
single projectile weapon can stop powerful magic users in their tracks.
and then the woman said "We have come to join the dark
ones we want to kill Indian jones" "Ok"
Johnel: Wow the drak
ones have low entrance requirements.
Ienzo: No for as you
see they are looking to join the dark ones who work down the hall in room 2-B.
said Mordered and then they began to train.
Johnel:*Begins the
sing* Oh let’s get down to bui….
Ienzo:*Slaps Johnel
with his Lexicon* NO! I’m not doing that again.
Voldermor teached them some spell and Sauron give them some
orc armor to wear. Also the woman joined the table with the other head dark
ones. "Our last plan failed we need a new plan" said Vodelmor
"Yes" agree lick king. "This tim
Johnel: Yes we will
crush the heroes beneath Tim’s massive girth. It is….
we need to attack
secretly not with massive army" "Good idea" and so they made a
plan to send a few nazi and ringwrath who survive last fight to go under secret
tunel to find harry and Aurthr and the others. Meanwhile at the castel Harry
and indian jones and Aurthr were setting out to meet frodo and gandalf so they
could combin the power of crystal skull and ring and holey grail together into
one weapon to slay drak ones.
Ienzo: Let’s us just
ignore the logic that the grail being an object of Judeo-Christian myth, the
Crystal Skull is the remains of an extraterrestrial species, and the Ring is an
object of evil. Yes those three objects obviously combine into a holy super
weapon. *If his eyes were rolling anymore they’d be spinning rims on a car*
They met Hagrid outside who carry their things and also
lancelto and his nights. "where is gandalg and the others" asked
harry "Don't know" reply hagrid "but maybe they are at the
forbidden forest" "Ok we will go to forbidden forest" said
Aurthr and then they set off.
Johnel: The knights
apparently having been some monsters lunch off camera.
It was dark and scare
and they stood outside it. "We cannot see" said hagrid so harry made
a lumos and his wand lighted up for them to see path ahead.
There was lots of black trees and grass and also it was
misty. So they went in. Aurthr could see eyes in the tree so he pulled out his
excaliber and stab the tree
Johnel:*Singing* Draw
your sword and stick it in trees that have human features
Ienzo: *Singing* Journey
toward the thicket and steal shit from woodl *Stops* Damn it stop trying to
start musical numbers!
but there was nothing there. "What are you doin"
said Hagrid "I thought there was somethin in it" "Ok" The
keep walking until they saw a clearing. In the clearing was bones and skeleton
on the floor and also dead body on the trees and blood on the floor. "I do
not like it"
Johnel:
said Indian jones.
Suddenly as them walk in a loud roar. A three headed dog come into the
clearing. "Fluffy!" exclaimed hagrid and he went and stroke fluffy on
the head and rub his chin "Fluffy will help us find the frodo and
hobbit" so fluffy did a sniff on the ground and then he found the trail.
Johnel: Anticlimax!
Ienzo: *Blinks* Is
that all?
Johnel: Well yeah
I’ve still got some other fics to go through and what not so you’re free to go
for now.
Ienzo: Good I
actually have important work to do. *warps out*
1 comment:
Aww, you shoulda finished this, it was funny xD
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